Kitman

Your "cousin". Sure, sure.......

Never mind Ben Arfa, it's Pardew's handling of Ferguson that's really caught the eye. The lad's coming on leaps and bounds, won't be long before Jonas is out of the team for good. And good riddance I say.

It's a shame the ship wasn't built in Liverpool, really

I expect the cheaper the ticket, the deeper below decks you had to go

Apparently there was a crewman who died called J Dawson, he has a gravestone in the official cemetery in Newfoundland. Tourists visit his grave thinking it's Jack Dawson from the film and leave tributes and messages, and take away grass clippings as a memento. Stupid bastards. J Dawson was actually an Irish carpenter called Joseph Dawson who worked as a trimmer (see post #5 above)....so he probably knew Pete the Pipey's relative...unless it actually was his relative!

I might have one in the attic I'm after an attic I have a spare one. Pick up only

I might have one in the attic

Really hope we win this. Can't stand Pulis and his aerial football. Plus Stoke is a shit hole. HTL!

That original line up was class with Ciaran Burke and Luke Kelly

End of season meeting at Man City: "You know the price of failure, Mr Mancini"

RIP. The original Dubliners were a great band.

HTL!!!

Just got the result. GEDDIN!

jumpers for goal posts?

You could combine the two if you're pushed for time I do. I have a cheese board ready for when I'm finished as well. "Would you like cheese with that, madam?"

Pass Debuchy 'pon de left hand side? Brilliant Cheers I expect not many people remember Musical Youth !

You could combine the two if you're pushed for time

Pass Debuchy 'pon de left hand side?

RIP. Great frontman for The Doors but didn't do a lot after that.

You're onto something there. The money could be kept in a room called "Ashley's pocket"

Happy birthday!

Her name sounds like Cockney rhyming slang to me "Oi tell you it was fackin' 'orrible. Got me Samantha stuck in me zip, oi was in A&E for three hours....."

Happy birthday !

I suppose the first question is whether he wants a new contract

I don't like Bruce, never have since the days he used to brim with pride at Man Utd as a pundit. I think he's full of shit actually. The bottom line is that the mackem ship was rapidly sinking with all hands on deck with him at the helm, the owner sacked him out of desperation at their league position not the abuse of a section of their support. To claim otherwise is delusional, but I'm not surprised that he blames everyone but himself for getting the sack. No-one forced him to take the mackem job either. He must have known what was coming his way, it's a bit thick to expect otherwise. Unfortunately judging by the look of him towards the end I think the drink may have taken its toll and I'm wondering whether he'll work again in England as a result.