Kitman

Owen is the very epitome of a couldn't-give-a-shit mercenary to me. We broke the fucking bank to sign that wanker and he gave nothing back. He made it very clear we were beneath him and yet he was happy to take his exorbitant wages for sitting on the treatment table for most of his time with us. Shepherd mortgaged the club to get him and he repaid him by being a waste of space. I hope his beloved horses gang rape the fucker.

His age make Dempsey is a non starter. The club's said time and again they won't buy players with fuck all resale value

Good header but he was under no pressure at all

Everton 1-0 against Man Utd at Old Trafford after 35 mins.

It's a conspiracy! #Parky

Bet needs paying out on

Is he moaning though? I doubt he's put Pardew up to it

Probably needs someone who knows little about football, and is happy to do without due diligence

Surely there's a difference between a customer and a shareholder/bondholder?

Who knows what Ashley will do, he's a maverick.

I expect the 25% figure quoted by Pardew was what he was told at some point

We've got a chance. tbh I'm delighted with 6th, if we came 4th my trousers would explode

I think I predicted 13th or some such, certainly bottom half. I'll have mine with custard please.

Have some stick

true dat

If I'm honest I don't like tracksuit managers. O'Neill makes me cringe tbh with his tracksuit pants tucked into his socks. At least he doesn't wear a fucking baseball cap like a 14 year old though. Whereas we have the uber dapper rapeydoo......dressed to pull

iirc Coke actually used to contain cocaine and was marketed as a tonic in its early days....it was replaced it with caffeine. It'd live up to its marketing hype if it had coke in it

I'd have more respect for him if he didn't look like such a chav on matchday...that baseball cap, fucking hell

I don't see what's controversial about wanting to bring in someone better than Simpson? Ideally we'd retain Simpson as the reserve RB but if we can improve on that position, I don't see why not.......Simpson is a mediocre RB imo

Krul still might play though?

I think the moral of the story is: if the label says don't apply to the genital area, there's probably a good reason. I expect the packaging for a cut throat razor would probably give you the same message. Perhaps if you're determined to agent orange your bush, you should enlist the help of a professional?

noooooooon delight