Kitman

I think it's just average by their standards. Letting an 8 point lead slip is very...well, un-Man Utd like.....it seemed more like they threw it away towards the end

are you whispering that? says on the BBC that he's set for talks with the Villa Board today on the season. Doesn't bode well for him and rightly so. For his sake I hope his opening gambit in response to the question "So how do you think it went?" isn't "Well it wasnae all that bad".....

Well he is psychic, it was hardly a fair contest

He obviously doesn't consider that admitting trying to get another player sent off might not go down well with FA. Hope he gets a longer ban as a result

Glad we got shot of him now. Questioned it at the time but good decision in retrospect

or maybe the players have put in a titanic shift in the last couple of weeks and thia was one away game too many? admit I havent seen the game yet

Everton's a tough place to go when they're on a roll. Never mind. I'd have taken 5th and EL if it was on offer at the beginning of the season tbh.

This. It's ancient history for us, why rake over it yet again?

If a team like PSG come in for him, isn't it possible he'll elect to leave whether or not he's in his preferred position? iirc he's from Paris, I assume they're in the CL and could offer him big wages. I don't think we should assume he can't get his head turned

Bloody OOTs

Gazza? Kieron Dyer?

I admire your patriotism but as another emigre Englishman, I couldn't give a toss. It's nothing to do with England as such - the more you live abroad, the more rose tinted your specs become - it's more to do with the arse wipes who play for the team and the never ending cycle of delusional press hype followed by gross ineptitude and disappointment. It's how I felt since 1998 or thereabouts so it's nothing new.

Pretty meaningless data really.

It's a reference to Norman Tebbit not Monty Python. Although that was a bloody funny sketch

I hope the toon win something before they switch the simulator off

Evil old bastard would be closer to the truth

Back from the dead! Percharus!

you'll soon be a connoisseur and look like this

Just seeing a load of text?

HOWAY THE LADS! Would be priceless to knock droopy or wanger out of the CL places. Will be tough but I hope we give it a good go

You're the one on the left by the way

If you brew your own beer CT, I guarantee you'll end up looking like this

Yes, I'm sure Germans would be keen on buying sausages from an Englishman

Is there no-one decent in the stiffs who could step up as a striker when the African lads are away?