Kitman

Henderson's shite. Fuck me things must be desperate if he's getting an England place.

I reckon CT has already drunk all the beer. And now weighs 20 stone. Cab probably needs reinforcing.

He's not gone though is he? We might give him away to Deportivo but he'll still need to take a massive pay cut I reckon. Useless fucker.

The dof usually ends up as the manager anyway. And then also gets sacked.

What makes you think Xisco will be off the wage bill? He has another year on his contract to go and no-one will offer him the same wages because he's shit

Cheerio & good luck

I think the plan is to have Van Gaal take over when they inevitably sack Martinez. Presumably they can then appoint Dalglish again as caretaker manager when Van Gaal turns out to be shit.

197m loss in one year is obscene really. Still, if Sheikh Yermoney wants to piss his oil dollars down the drain, that's up to him. I don't suppose it dents his fortune much but I wonder what he gets out of it.

Clueless Amoral Twattish Horrible Wanker Oafish Retarded Doilum

I expect they wanted to make an example of him. Never mind, plenty of time now to philosophize in his bedsit and listen to his Smiths tunes. Maybe he'll write a book.....

If I was a Lille fan, I'd be seriously pissed off with Hazard's comments

RIP

This thread @ys is a national treasure

brain to face: engage turbo twitch mode

small loss

Someone left the cake out in the rain. RIP

FYP

Your average bank CEO is probably more available for selection too

Qatar's perfect for Owen imo. Big wedge for a bit of joke football (if fit/if selected) and they love horse racing in the Arab states. One last pay day for a bunch of suckers perhaps?

Why are they so ugly?

The added attraction of Pardew is that they can say his name without spitting like a camel. Unlike kkkkkking kkkkkenny la.

They've sacked King Kenny quickly so they've got plenty of time to think about it. I doubt they'll make another appointment to curry favour with the fans. I hope Pardew isn't on the list, I don't share the opinion that he couldn't be tempted to jump ship. He would tick a lot of boxes - including league success on a shoestring - with the added bonus of fettling a rival. Hopefully Pardew will want to finish what he's started but you can't expect any loyalty in football.

I predict CT's home brew gives him the shits

Disaster for us