Kitman

Can't wait for him to settle in and start performing

3 days on the whiskey. Fucking hell

Just waiting for 'Arry to say he's down to the bare bones.....

1-1 sounds about right to me

Should've stuck with Kieron Dyer if they wanted to pay someone a fortune to lie on a treatment table.....

Good shout. Now post more. With that avatar

Injured * Snigger *

Fantastic result, well played lads! Can't wait to watch it like the armchair fan I am

FYP for CT

newcastle-online.org cheerio

He should give the undercrackers away free. Makes me sick!

Aieeeeeee! My eyes, my eyes!

Is that Freddy Mercury?

I'm sure Pardew's a bit embarrassed by what he said back in 2006 about Arsenal. However you look at the English players he's sold and by and large they haven't been good enough. You could add Gosling and Simpson to that list too.

Which is better, Dennis Wise/Youtube or Graham Carr? Tough one......

I'd forgotten we had Gosling. It's probably the same for Pardew....

Glad to see the back of Xisco. Rotten, rotten signing.

Odemwingie's been made to look like a right arsehole by Harry Redknapp - who's the real arsehole in this debacle. No doubt he'll have his arse back on the pundits sofa when QPR get relegated and go bust like Pompey....

I couldn't care less about Beckham's motives, and I'm sure the charity involved doesn't either. It's a nice gesture.

That sort of behaviour will get you and your grandfather arrested....

Appalled at this. This deal would've guaranteed Wigan finished below us

Seconded. You should post more, with that avatar

Vanished into thin aeris

Pardew certainly Pardew certainly seems to have lost faith in both