Kitman

No deal. Aubadasalarycap.

Aubadamoon apparently

Depends if he's cheap or not....

I'm not going on there. The last time (circa 2008) was like intruding on a private conversation....

Where would they go? Scandinavia?

Does Leazes still have that

I apologise for using the term OOTs. I actually meant OOCs. I am actually 14 years old and live in Singapore.....

I understand why he did it. I just wouldn't like to see it permanent. Us OOTs like a bit of local colour, don't ye know.....

I'm picking this won't happen. Too much money involved in fees and wages for our lot....

Re avatars, I'd like to point out I don't don't look like Ashley or the other bloke in mine.......

I'm sure I speak for all OOTs when I say Stevie should have his account unlocked. I know he's got a soft spot for us......

I should probably disclose that I'm British......although I've long since gone native, eh

Is this a euphemism for something?

We still have Betty in common. For now

Suarez is a cheating cunt but it's up to the officials to stop him doing it. The handball was blatant and the goal should have been disallowed....shocking it wasn't spotted

We need a big dollop of luck

A must win game imo. No Simpson. Debuchy in. Cisse at CF. Cabaye back (hopefully). Hopefully we can play some football and grind out a win.

Doesn't mean he's not a good striker. Maybe he thrives on a long ball. Maybe he's not getting enough long balls pumped forward from the back in that fancy-dan-la-de-da French team.....

I think signing some new players and getting the likes of Cabaye and HBA back will give us the momentum we need. That said, we are definitely in a relegation battle and imo we need some luck with injuries, suspensions and the like. If we can string some results together I think we'll be OK but it's a real worry.

Let's hope he's up for a relegation battle.....

And make bags more money. Can't blame him really.

Depressing but predictable. Hey ho.

I think it's more likely Ashley's warning Pardew tbh