Kitman

I'm expecting a win for this

Sadly correct. Which is a shame because this is all that's left of our season to get excited about

I have a cunning plan, my lord.....

Good riddance. He'll sink without trace now.

HBA will be looking to CT for inspiration in his struggle to get in shape

I do wonder whether putting him in charge of the kids is a good idea Tino: "Do it again like I ask you" Trainee: "Nah Tino, I'm knackered, can I go in?" * Pulls out gun and starts randomly shooting * "DO IT AGAIN LIKE I FUCKING ASK YOU!!!!! OR I KILL YOU!!!!"

I'm hoping they'll be hungover from their cup success. We can get a result there fo' shizzle

I have a list spanning about 30 years

I still say do some exercise, CT. Doesn't have to be drastic, just some decent walks with the dog would help

I hope BoroWazza doesn't follow through with his threat to boycott.,,,,.it could halve their attendances

@ that Boro supporter. Sammy wants to do well for his club and he's OUTRAGED

Oh dear, schoolboy error

Fingers crossed!

How sad. Still might not be too bad if it's a case of popping a few pills in her chow?

I wouldn't be surprised if HBA extended his contract

I recommend a nice latte. From a coffee shop

Bugger. Hope she makes a full recovery.....I assume it's possible.....

Nice

Sorry to hear that. What's wrong with her?

I think he's injured and will be out of contract at the end of the season iirc. So not likely to get another game.

Bullseye!

Yes but I don't think they've got the money to throw around atm on fees and wages. They've spunked a shitload on average players in recent years is my impression

Happy birthday

You're an IT ninja though, it wouldn't dare.....