Kitman

that's about right actually

Lucky bugger. I will shortly be tucking into a bottle of wine for medicinal purposes.......later I will be shouting insults at the trees in bid to make sense of it all

It is utterly ridiculous....just got to laugh at the absurdity of it really

I'm an ooc apathetic armchair supporter. Basically the club would need to go out of business for me to make less effort

Comedy genius, Kinnear as a director. I bet he can't even direct his piss into the toilet bowl...

Wonder what pardew makes of this. Looks like hes being undermined and should resign really.

kinnear has already talked about the need to add a bit of beef. All aboard the time machine back to the 90s !!!

This is as lunatic as the previous lot's decision to appoint souness. It's got disaster written all over it.

I dread to think who kinnear will recommend. Has dean windass retired?

What a bunch of cunts

I can't believe kinnear won't meddle in the team either. It's constructive dismissal for pardew imo

Unbelievably bad decision. Fat knackered useless old dinosaur that he is. And after the shambles of his tenure as manager. A vote of no confidence in pardew and carr by the sounds of it....let's pray we don't get him as caretaker when pardew inevitably fucks off half way into the new season

Presumably that's the other half of the problem?

We knew all long that they were broke though

I want Cabaye to stay but only if his head's in the right place and hasn't been turned by another club. I suspect that was half the problem last season.....

good news if true

Exactly. And if we turn down a top team no doubt he'll sulk and be shite again

We should be so lucky......

Titus offering advice to young players

San Lorenzo can go fuck themselves. It's absolutely outrageous how they've behaved, trying to pick our captain for free by trading off his personal issues. Stump up 20 mill or fuck right off !!!

Flair player apparently

Probably more like 7.2%

Mid table shite. Or shiter than that and Pardew sacked before xmas. Depending on how much I've had to drink

What percentage of that poll's respondents were mackems?

I wouldn't be sorry to see Tiote go anymore