Kitman

Loan for Remy seems fair given he might go to prison. Fuck all chance of him joining us if he wants 75k a week mind you.

Not a lot to get excited about with our lot. Might as well speculate about the destination of buck toothed cheating shit of a footballer then. I think Suarez will go abroad if he goes at all.

Hey Joe Where you going with that phone in your hand?

Into the poo again, after the money's gone

As if an Aussie would have fucking walked. Or a player from any other national team for that matter.

Pardew will stick his favourites in the team regardless of whether they're in the right positions or not.....

Sadly it'll be "Wannywotsit? Never 'eard of the cahnt"

Happy birthday Mr Fist you awld bugger!!!!

Congrats to both of you!

I do. I think it's a bad thing actually alan

Happy birthday

I don't believe a word of that mirror report. The press are obsessed with player swap deals but they're almost always made up bollocks. Why we'd want to let taylor go is beyond me, he's hardly surplus.

I suspect a bargain fe and a drop in wage demands might be needed before we'll take him

If anyone wants to pay me a couple of hundred grand for delivering a list to someone, please let me know

I do hope we sign some decent players soon. The more other teams sign decent players, the worse it feels when we do nothing and the window slips by. That's when I worry about a last minute panic buy (who will turn out to be shit), or nobody being bought at all.

According to Pardew all JFK does is take the list Pardew and Carr come up with and present it to Fat Ash. Presumably he requires all of his "35 years" as a manager to explain the intricacies of why we need those players and what position they play. Then Charnley goes off and tries to sign them. If that's all JFK actually does, then if he's already presented the list there's no reason why he can't go on holiday. In fact he doesn't really need to come back from holiday until the next transfer window opens in January, when he'll once again be called upon to collect and present the list. What a fucking load of shit, I'd love a job like that.

Somehow I think we're stuck with him unless he gets a megatastic offer. Which seems unlikely.

minion

It's certainly a strange decision unless you think he's surplus to requirements or we're going to bring in someone better. To me the only thing that makes sense is that they think he's shit in defense and not needed in midfield

You're confusing pivotal with present. Both those players are utterly mediocre, and pretending otherwise is a bit silly. And besides the point.

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Happy birthday Mr Fish

Yeah they were pivotal weren't they?

I think the big question is whether we actually still need him. Plainly last season we did (as a midfielder), but perhaps Bigi can step into his shoes this season.

Is there any evidence that Shane can consistently produce the goods? Or is it because he's not Jonas?