Kitman

I reckon we'll be around 9th.

La vache qui rit?

Rien ne va plus as Sid Waddell once said

Rien de rien

Suarez strikes me as a man with no honour. However he has high standards when it comes to his club. Never mind that he dragged lfc' s name through the mud over the biting incident last season, a deal's a deal.

Not arsed about a pre season friendly

Good read that

I wonder whether he'd rather stay at lfc on his big bucks anyway. Rodgers is bound to get sacked at some point....he has the air of a wrong un about him iyam

Does downing qualify as a has been yet?

It's also possible qpr are covering some of his wages, I read somewhere that was a possibility

I'm with you MT I'd rather have someone younger with more potential. Downing will never get any better than he is now imo. Still managers under pressure would rather buy seasoned players on big wages I guess...that's why he strikes me as more of a fat sam signing

Downing seems unlikely. Maybe we're feigning an interest for some reason but I can't see it making sense financially to ashley.

Yeah I assume we'd have first refusal if he signs a loan deal

He'll need to be speedy to escape Mr Big in the Wormwood Scrubs shower block.....

Pardew will probably think we're dangerously exposed playing Remy. Does he tackle back? If not he'll play him as an impact sub if we're 1 down with 10 mins to go

Depends on the trawler I suppose. A quaint old school British trawler or a Japanese style super trawler with a gigantic dragnet hoovering everything up

We need his pace. Yes please.

They will become mutant super crabs

He's got crabs.....

I think we'll spend no more than 20 mill on transfer fees, probably less. 3 players if we're lucky.

I thought Wigan were touting him for 15 mill or something.....

Not unless it was really tasty. Probably still nicer than mcdonalds though....

The only thing I really miss is live football during daylight hours.......

So have we actually signed anybody yet?