Kitman

The price of Cabaye's testicles, coincidentally

Unless the club are happy to let him go I suppose

Coco the clown

It's a bit different for me, since the matches are on at 3 am in the morning if there's a normal kick off time. I used to record the matches off Sky and then watch them as if they were live....not anymore

I get the matches on demand all season. I wouldn't dream of watching us now until I've seen the result and read the match report. I've seen too many shit matches under Pardew for that.

A job in Lahndan, at a club he loves, without those pesky demanding fans. If he gets full autonomy and the support of the owner (and the owner isn't an arsehole like ours), it must be tempting. I wonder if it's true though

I think it's the lack of investment alongside repaying his loans. Especially when there's so much extra TV cash, which most other clubs are spending on their team. Anyone can see we're desperate for some new forwards. Personally I have no problem with him repaying his loans but not at the expense of absolutely necessary investment. How that arsehole Kinnear can maintain we don't need any more players is beyond me.

There's bugger all fun associated with following the club these days imo. If there's no craic at the ground it's unsurprising people want to jack it in and spend their hard earned on something else. Ashley has a lot to answer for.

The gates are the epitome of a pointless gesture.

I'd be amazed if he hasn't been affected by what's happening with cabaye....

I can't recall a season where I've been so apathetic. Fwiw I think if we don't sign more forwards plus a decent cabaye replacement, we will go down. Its a shambles and this deluded clown is part of the reason

I suspect Cabaye wanted to leave this time last year and we didn't get our valuation so he didn't get his move. A prolonged pouty then followed and a loss of form. He's therefore decided this time around he's going to force the club to sell by going on strike rather than doing the right thing and being stuck with us for another season. Of course I've no evidence of any of that. The fact remains he's paid to play for our club until such time as he leaves, he can make his point without refusing to play, the massive twat.

Be interesting to see if his stroppiness pays off for him. He can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned, I hope we're fining him to buggery

He's a clueless bullshitter, it's to be expected

I hope Krul is not for sale at any price

I fancy it will be 1-1. Can't see us keeping a clean sheet and the football will be shit. The atmosphere will likely be shit too. Pardew will give another Comical Ali post match interview too.

As others have said the only reason we wait until the last minute is to pick up cheap deals. Pardew has nothing interesting to say imo and I don't think he'll see out the season.

Why the fuck do we have to sell a top player before we can reinforcements? I don't understand how there is no money there to conclude our business. It looks like we've waited till the end of the window and we've got a concrete offer before we get our arse in gear. Crazy and baffling way to run things

yes, Pards could do a job at right back instead of debuchy

He wants to fanny about in gay paris not shabby north london. He'll go to psg, refusing to play is all part of choreographing the move. if I was confident we'd reinvest the money I'd be happy for him to fuck off to france

The result was no surprise, it's the manner of defeat. By the sounds of it no pace creativity or organisation. All problems that nearly got us relegated and which we've had the off season to address. Incompetence.

Don't think I'll bother with work this week. Not in the right frame of mind. Ffs

Let's see how pardoo spins this one. A shit preseason and a shit start. The clock's ticking on his tenure....

This is terrible. Bring back jfk !!!

It's obvious he wants to go. I hope Anita isn't his replacement.