Kitman

Cos it really is that easy to replace him folks

Also he's going to Paris so his missus will be ecstatic

I hate the fact we've sold him in January. Can't say I'm surprised though, we wanted to sell, he wanted to go, and the fat man made a very big profit which I doubt will be reinvested this window. High fives all round !

Could be a disappointing window. I was hoping Obertan would have fucked off by now at least...

Finances come first. I doubt we'll sign De Jong without shifting Cisse first……and presumably De Jong will need to be a bit of a bargain too. The odds seem against it.

His crappy patter and annoying Brummie intonation being chief among them

Makes it sound like they've sent a carrier pigeon

I blame Thatcher

So, a cockless crock with an attitude problem? In that case may I be the first to say he's fucking shit and should be sold. Once we've bought him that is.

Iirc its an anomaly that dates back to the dawn of income tax. Changing to a sensible date is avoided due to the hassle involved for taxpayers employers and hmrc

We've got Guti off the wage bill….and he was probably on high wages given they thought he was a free transfer….

We could always flog Santon in the summer…..

I think Colo's Dad said he was joining Velez wotsit and we told him and them to fuck off. tbh I'll be amazed if we sign anyone if we can put it off till the summer, given we're about 12 points ahead of the bottom half.

No doubt it will be a bargain if it comes off. Better than nothing but would rather have a decent striker if there was a choice.

YEEEEEHHAAAHHHH Stick that up your arse Allardyce, you fucking hippo headed twat !!!!!

"Right. Which one of you's Adolph Hitler?"

It's paid dividends this season. Apparently.

I hope that was on her break time, or Mike will dock her pay…..

When did we last do a swap deal? Was it Keith Gillespie for Andy Cole?

There's really no need to sign anyone. We're likely to make top half with the existing squad. Job done, cigars all round...

I hope you're right BW. I suspect its more about convincing the fat man to spend money when he doesn't see the need for it. That's when you need Whisky Joe to show some balls but I fear he won't rock the boat.

Agreed. Difficult to see the fat man shelling out when we are comfortably mid table and not in an injury crisis. I'd like to think we'd get in a top striker but I wouldn't bet on it.

Stupid and greedy. Which is nice.

Is he injured or summink? Physioroom suggests he is