Kitman

Top 8 next season? Whoa lets not set the bar too high..

No

I think he'd sack Pardew if he cared. Whether he cares is anyone's guess.

That really is a shit article from moncur. Reads like it was transcribed word for word from a conversation at the pub.

As if 10th is any kind of target for a season. Let's all aim to be middle of the road yay!

Comical Alan

Are the fans chanting for Pardews head, or have they gone home already?

Ah the classic car Cock Piss Pardew model

We wuz shit not being one of them

The widely predicted bumming is coming to pass. No doubt Pardew will have some world class excuses lined up in advance...

I wonder how many losses Pardew can string together before he's sacked. Abysmal.

Playing Dan Gosling sums up Pardew's desperation doesn't it? A player who's been in the exit lounge for most of the season….

RIP

I'm not sure we're financially stable enough to sign a mackem makeweight. We should leave those expensive permanent deals to the big boys like Stoke and Southampton. Perhaps there's a nice cheap less ginger European player we can get in on loan?

So in other words, Ben Arfa is to blame for our appalling second half of season? Yeah, right Alan….

Pardews press conferences are the equivalent of a shithouse door banging in the wind. He has nothing remotely interesting to say.

Moyes seems a considerable upgrade on pardew and his clowns to me. Not that the fat cuntroller would have the foresight to appoint him anyway

And the French would eat it…..

If this season was a horse, they'd shoot it

If Pardew was in charge of my footballing destiny with a world cup looming, I'd be on lard dumplings with extra butter too

I just can't see us scoring a goal at the minute, so maybe 0-0 is the best we can hope for. As it happens I think we'll probably lose 1 or 2 nothing. If it stays goalless I expect the Silver Fox will get lambasted by the SJP faithful, and rightly so.

You can't fault the porn barons for the backing they've given him. I doubt the Upton Park faithful are too thrilled with the footy though…

It's the Mackems' bad luck they're up next against two title contenders rather than mid-table fodder with nothing to play for (like us). However there's usually a few twists and turns in the relegation battle before the last day….maybe it'll help playing as no hopers away from a hostile home crowd….seems unlikely though…..

I thought he was dying of cancer and wasn't given long to live? That was some time ago though….