Kitman

Dummet needs regular first team football somewhere on loan imo

Have to disagree with R Taylor on the bench. imo he was mediocre before 2 very serious injuries, I'd have S Taylor ahead of him (and I think S Taylors shit these days)

Completely agree. How the management thinks our defence is strong enough to keep a clean sheet escapes me.

Its a fire sale

He's certainly oozing something

What a bell end

Whatever it was first half it was dog shit imo. Our right hand side and taylor in particular looked poor to me. It was only inept finishing from our hosts that prevented us from conceding.

Tbh I thought we were pretty poor bearing in mind the standard of the opposition. I couldnt work out what the hell was going on formation wise...we seemed to have anita playing right wing in the first half, haidara left wing and mapou at left back. The play was disjointed and at times our defence was completely overrun. Taylor was appalling imo and elliott couldnt kick a ball. Collo got injured second half I hope hes ok. On the bright side de jong looked useful until he got injured and colback looked neat and tidy. Gouffran looked spritely at times and the no 35 (I assume this was Aarons but the feckless pa man didnt have his name) looked lively. We did seem to lack an end product though and we seemed to struggle to create chances.pp All in all a cracking day out. The whole squad went for a stroll down the waterfront so we got to say hello, which was nice. A privilege to see the lads down here I just hope that was a case of chucking the lads on for a bit of a kick around rather than a serious attempt at a match. The icing on the cake was walking past a very glum and orange sam allardyce at the airport afterwards.

FruityMing?

Nope no nothing about him. If he plays on Saturday I'll look out for him. Does CT think he's any good? Cos if so I'd like to write him off already

Its beyond dreadful. I even spied Alex Salmond at one point...

Fruity king's almost as dignified as wonga. Good work Mike!

What are you basing this on? The rumour is that the club stop playing him in order to prevent him reaching the number of appearances that would have triggered a contract extension. Without the extension he still has a year to go but has been told to find another club as he wont get a game for us.

Good riddance

It seems longer than that

Shocking news. I remember Gejon from when I used to post on NO back in the day and he always came across well. Its a tragedy and 31 is no age at all. RIP.

Top effort from the mackems. Good to see.

I personally dont believe we'd sign AC....the transfer fee is too high as are his reported wages (120k pw). I also think Fat Sham thinks he's a key player for him (altho the porn barons would probably love to shift him as he hasn't been value for money.) I suspect this is just paper talk or his agent trying to drum up interest....

Where do we get a Cabella Sheesh from? Abrakebabra?

If Fatem Ben Muffintop cant be arsed to stay in reasonable shape he should give up trying to be a professional footballer. Mind you I wouldnt be surprised if this is a lie put about by the club to turn fans against him in the hope he'll move on. #conspiracytheory

Horrible. RIP

Its going to be shite isn't it. Oh well it's a day out I suppose and we get the chance to shout abuse at Pardew. Assuming hes going...

The extra weight was muscle Only if hes been using a penis enlarger...

Unless they reckon cisse will come good and the tactic is to make do and mend till then. Which would be as risky as fuck.

And it seems to me only a complete idiot would think 14 goals in 50 games in a different league is good enough as our main striker