Kitman

I think Howe would only take the job once he’s achieved his ambitions as a club manager. It would almost be like retirement taking it now. Give it Brucey. I believe he's currently available…

It’s laudable that you tried to engage in a rational debate, tbh that place just looks and feels like a loony bin to me. The football forum mostly reads like crazy shit to me, the only thing that varies is the volume with which it’s either muttered or screamed by the inmates

Thank fuck for that. Look at what a cunt he was at Rangers when he still had his chubby hooks into their commercial rights. I couldn’t think of a worse landlord for the club (with the possible exception of Steve Bruce)

The sad truth is that their sole ambition in “taking the moral high ground” is to delegitimise any success we have, so they don’t fall behind in their imaginary competition with us. We know it and they know it and it’s pathetic and laughable, but its all theyve got. They don’t give a shit about Kashoggi, human rights, the war in Yemen, the middle east, the rights of women, the LBGT+ community in Saudi, burning fossil fuels etc. And they never have. If we’d been bought by the Chinese they’d suddenly be experts on the repression of the Uyghurs and Tibet, having previously shown fuck all interest in them. If they didn’t see everything through incredibly bitter, jealous and parochial eyes, they wouldn’t say a single word against the Saudi government, because they’re racist and ignorant as fuck and don’t actually give a shit about any of it. It only matters because its us, how sad. I’d bet your average mackem couldn’t point to Saudi Arabia or the Yemen on a world atlas if their life depended on it.

I hope he was going for the “just got out of hospital after a stroke” look

Indeed, grilling someone where they’re “really from” is guaranteed to make them feel uncomfortable and like they don’t belong, and given the interrogation was based on her ethnicity, I’d say that was absolutely racist. And bad manners, tut tut tut daaaaaahling.

It was all football until some posh twat picked up the ball and ran with it. We shouldn’t pay any attention to what they call it, they’re probably Chelsea fans

“Sarker”. It’s called football (because you don’t pick up the ball with your hands)

Medieval is the word that springs to mind

He could do a job, no doubt about it

To put this in perspective, he’s worth more than their football club

They’ve just gone up in my estimation

I know loads. It sounds like all the boer heritage cunts went to the UK. Lucky you…

Shame, he looks really ill

Or lose their heads i’ll get me coat

Al Shebab versus AFC Kebab

Mr I Amjack

Probably the only ones taking part in a quiz

I’d be sad if Howe left us for England but not concerned. The people running the club now are more than capable of finding a top class replacement. The mackems don’t need to worry either, Tony Mowbray won’t make the short list (or the long list) if that happens

Ashleys trolley dash - beautifully put. I still can’t quite believe those days are over, and we’re talking about the likes of Diaby and Maddison.

My impression was that Ellis was pretty generous with his money, he just made disastrous manager appointments and transfer decisions, thankfully They still hated him for it though. Whilst we were supposed to thank Ashley for turning NUFC into a zombie club, apparently

The idea that the denizens of Wearside give the slightest fuck about human rights in the middle east - or anywhere else they could actually find on a map - is hilarious. If an Arab overlord hove into view waving vast wads of cash to lift them out of second rate obscurity, they would wank themselves silly. Much like I did when PIF rescued us from Ashleys rotten regime. We all know it’s got nothing to do with morals as far as they’re concerned, it’s desperation because it’s us and sour grapes because it’s not them. Like that classy club bollocks, it’s just something to sugar the shit sandwich as we storm the upper echelons of the PL and they drift gently towards the drain. Its plainly not working