Kitman

Boro-----> Mark Schwarzer?

Meenzer!

Reading ------> Hahnemann?

that Muppet looks a Charnley!

Terrible actress but apparently a lovely person. RIP

That interview brings it home that the club is run by people with no feeling or passion for the club, the fans or its history. Its all about "value" ie making money. We've become a club with no joy or soul.

I wonder if Good and Lascelles were earmarked to come into the 1st team squad next year. Good was highly rated iirc but has been injured forever. Everyone seems to be saying Lascelles is crap. Williamson is like a curse. We will never be free of him unless Carver pisses on each corner flag, or something.

Gak! Lineker-esque goal poaching there from Meenzer!

i give up anyway

ian rush?

erm stevie nicol? bruce grobelaar? that fat danish bloke?

Everton = Kevin Ratcliffe?

bugger. whelan?

Liverpool ----> Alan Hansen?

Not when you're on a phone

It looks like a really interesting article

Unless you're Mike Ashley I dont think it really matters how much time you're prepared to give Garde. Judging by Pardew, he (or whoever else is signed) will get as long as they want, provided they don't rock the boat or get us relegated.

I think we're nearly at the point now where we need a "new manager bounce". 3 defeats and a draw under Carver already.....losing is becoming a habit. I don't think there will be any January signings to give the team a lift either.

I may be doing Carver a disservice here, and I have no evidence for this, but I imagine he's similar to Peter Reid in management style ie less about tactics/formations and more about 'fucking getting into them'. Which is met by bemused pouty indifference by the French contingent.

Iran is not going to attack Saudi or Israel imo. I'm not sure there's any sort of end game here, it will run on for decades and possibly centuries. I'd hope that any country not run by lunatics (which rules out the US) would stay the fuck out of the middle east. I don't know why Britain bums the US in the middle east, theyve made a bad situation worse imo.

errrr allegedly

I hope Paddy Power have a large budget for bungs and goody bags

iirc its a fairly bland city. Probably got bombed to fuck by the Germans like Coventry.

Yeah. I'd understand it if we had a load of players over 30 but the average age must be nearer 26 or 27 due to our signing policy.