Kitman

He's got to be better than Gouffran. Picking Gouffran is like starting with 10 men. Or 9 if Iron Mike's starting as well.

Maybe that's because he's doing a first class impersonation of Pardew, including constant posturing and self aggrandisement in the press?

but is it tasty in a burger?

I recall someone saying to me years ago that the British and the Germans are the only member nations who actually follow the EU rules. Dunno if that was just jingoistic pub talk but will be interesting to see if the promised Greek reforms are just hot air...

One does not simply walk into Hodor

I think he flip flops between Aus and NZ as it suits him tbh

Russell Crowe the Kiwi actor?

Fucking hell that's horrendous. I doubt Blatter's losing sleep over it though.

I still think its utterly disgraceful the Qataris got their hands on the World Cup in tge first place. These reports just make it worse imo. It's all completely rotten; I wouldn't go to this tournament if you paid me.

Lying sack of shit indeed. I think Jonas can play when Charnley says he can and not before.

happy birthday!

mystery woman from the trailer park that is

to be fair thats probably just their standard mystery woman photo

And backhanders probably

That Alex. I always said he was morbid.

He comes across as thick and illiterate. Makes you wonder how he got the job and whether the editor even reads his piss poor efforts.

I know what you mean. Reminds me of Waynetta Slob from Harry Enfield for some reason. Possibly the hair.

starting from a low base admittedly

5 things we learnt from this article by Lee Ryder: 1. English is not his first language 2. He has nothing interesting to say 3. He often cannot convey a point at all 4. He likes lists of 5 things 5. But struggles to fill them Er thats it. Roll the presses!

It's hilarious how everything in the Chron's football coverage is '5 key issues about...' as if 5 is the magic number for an article. In this case he really struggled to come up with the 5 required

Yes that struck me as gibberish too. Its an appalling piece of writing from a fourth form student let alone a professional journalist

Im also a bit more discerning these days than in my youth.....I have gone all lah de dah gunner graham in my old age

people usually slow down on the booze in their 40s, at least I did. I'm much more into fitness than drinking these days....which accounts for my sylph like figure and racing snake hips

yes, good luck with that...

Presumably it's named after the noise someone makes when throwing it up?