Kitman

I know what you mean. Reminds me of Waynetta Slob from Harry Enfield for some reason. Possibly the hair.

starting from a low base admittedly

5 things we learnt from this article by Lee Ryder: 1. English is not his first language 2. He has nothing interesting to say 3. He often cannot convey a point at all 4. He likes lists of 5 things 5. But struggles to fill them Er thats it. Roll the presses!

It's hilarious how everything in the Chron's football coverage is '5 key issues about...' as if 5 is the magic number for an article. In this case he really struggled to come up with the 5 required

Yes that struck me as gibberish too. Its an appalling piece of writing from a fourth form student let alone a professional journalist

Im also a bit more discerning these days than in my youth.....I have gone all lah de dah gunner graham in my old age

people usually slow down on the booze in their 40s, at least I did. I'm much more into fitness than drinking these days....which accounts for my sylph like figure and racing snake hips

yes, good luck with that...

Presumably it's named after the noise someone makes when throwing it up?

It seems quite fitting to me

thats some nasty looking lager

or spackered as we used to say in less pc times

Urgh creepy

Thats the culmination of years of hard work by the FA and the Premier League. Makes us proud lads.

Thunderbird reviews well on bumwine.com

Shall I mourn yiur decline With some Thunderbird wine And a black handkerchief?.

"Sacre Bleu, le traineur John Carver est merde, eh Alan?"

Father Roland sounding much like Father Ted there. Or perhaps Father Dougal.

I agree. I'm not sure KP would justify a place in cricketing terms these days, before you even get to his narcissism and general bellendedness. edit: agree with alex

Unconvincing batting after Ali and Bell. We should've over the horizon with an 150-0 start. Too many players are out of form.

It would be weapons grade idiocy but I wouldn't put it past this lot. Why anyone at the club would conclude Carver is fit for the job is beyond me however.

I'm beginning to pine for the days when Carver didn't talk to the press. Im sick of his delusional bullshit already

I think Carver's chances of getting the job are fast receding on the back of embarrassments like Citeh. I don't expect the results from the remaining games will bolster his credentials either.

"value"