Kitman

So Bruce has been appointed as Blackpool head coach. The owner has described Bruce as "organised" and having "the desire to build a hardworking and entertaining side". Someone hasn't done their own research, he'll be gone by Christmas.

How little attention must the Blackpool board give to football to offer Bruce a paid job? To be fair they're probably too busy joining in stag dos dressed in Kiss Me Kwik hats to run a football club properly

He's just a sheet metal worker's son from Salford

Id give it shit out of 10

What a disappointing window this has been. There was plainly money to spend and we wasted all our time and effort on Guehi it seems. I can't believe there was nobody suitable available for CB, RW or a proper understudy for Pope. Somebody at the club has had a shocker and should be shot with shit. If I was Howe Id be livid.

They aren't in the promotion spots in the championship after 10 games, averaging less than 2 points a game, then they get pumped 4-0 at home by a team in the lower reaches of the division This all adds up to a team that could beat the French champions PSG, easily Sure, sure

The evidence is persuasive

You gotta know when to hold em Know when to fold em

Sacre bleu, etc *sticks out hands and big pouty bottom lip *

I think we should all take a moment to show our gratitude to our ace thread starter. Fantastic result HTL

Just read through this thread. What an odd bunch, who seem quite culturally ignorant....god help them if they ever go to a football match (they'll rush home, put on their cardy and slippers and post angrily about profanity ruining a tippetty top sporting occasion). The funny thing is, by TT standards we actually gave them a pretty warm welcome. Anyway best of luck to them as they trek across the internet looking for a place to call home like a lost tribe of Israel. A land of milk and honey where nobody calls you a cunt or accuses you of talking out your arse. Regarding Ed, I feel very sorry for the fella. Back in the pre Ashley days when I was always trawling Newsnow for NUFC tidbits, his nufc blog was ever present in the list of nufc hits. However I never really read his site because his articles always looked like he'd paraphrased newspaper articles only in a less interesting way. Still I wish him well.

My first vinyl purchase was Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel. My second was Mahna Mahna by the muppets. Strange these days to think about buying individual songs, the top 20 countdown was everything

A bunch of wankers run by cunts would just about have covered it

This despite the fact we are clearly not being a selling club to ANYONE If we had sold anyone to Saudi for big money, this arse wipe would have accused us of circumventing FFP by stitching up overinflated deals. He'd be better served looking at what Chelsea are up to if he wants to sniff out stinky business.

We all know that the mackems have no real interest in the house of Saud. This is the club equivalent of a disallowed goal for them....nothing we do counts because we're owned by murdering Arabs. Basically they're still chasing relevance in the annual NE top dog trophy even though they havent qualified to enter for years