Ayatollah Hermione

Only brave men put the bin out last night. Right now, as per the Ring doorbell, it was emptied at 7:30 AM and has been brought by the side gate by the neighbour with no damage present. Another roaring success

Make sure the chopped up body of whatever poor victim is next doesn’t get blasted across the plains

I’m living next to some construction atm so not looking forward to the potential tornado of bricks and cement mixers that could be coming

I’m no pro scout but I am surprised nobody has been in for Morgan Whittaker from Plymouth yet. Every time I’ve seen him, he looks good and able to make the step up. Maybe a bit older than people would like at 24 but there’s definite value in The Championship. Obviously priced out of Sunderland’s world class talents but elsewhere

Classic Yorkshireman

Aye, we got caught out many times on the ball because they were absolutely tireless. They emptied the tanks and got their just reward. I assume they have a decent layoff in between games coming up

Couldn’t ask for a better game to rebound with one paper. They did look pretty solid against Man United until the subs disrupted everything. I’d take a 1-0 win now

Thought you were taking the piss before. He’s been getting rave reviews all season, man.

Also, you can lay the blame at BET365s door since they boosted Isak over 0.5 shots on target to evens and that’s always the kiss of death

It’s a blip, mate. Combo of us being off it and they being very much on it. They can smell the Champions League and they’re pouncing on it. Iraola is a great manager and he’ll keep them well in contention up to May. 10 in a row was just a bridge too far for our lads but the very fact we stood on the edge of winning 10 games in a row is dreamland. I fully expect a good response away to Southampton after a week to prepare. It was a heavy defeat and that always stings but I’m not reading too much into it. I can handle losing when you were outplayed on the day. What’s important is the response and we have to respond by beating Southampton

Bad day at the office where we were well beaten by the better team on the day. We shouldn’t forget how we’ve managed to turn the season around with 9 games of outrageous form and performances but it’s clear now that Howe has taken us as far as he can. Time to get Mourinho in

Also, I’ll take losing now and dovetailing back into form for any potential cup final on the horizon tbh

Better man for man today, sadly. They’re a fucking good team and we’re not the only scalp they’ve taken this year. They’ll be up there come May

Worst free kick of the season. For anyone

Eddie Howe waiting until 75 minutes to make subs again!!!! 😠

Glad he’s taking Hall off. I think the kid is brilliant but he’s well off it today.

Kind of game where we could do with Barnes, sadly. I’d be tempted to give Miley and Willock a good length of time. I’d also be getting Schar on for Botman to help us actually start some attacks and break their press

We struggle like fuck when pressed well, like. It’s always been the case

Need a massive improvement from Gordon in the second half if we want anything from this. He’s been fucking woeful

Bruno trying to win fouls that are never coming again

Not a bit of pressure on Burn there ffs. He’s better than that

What a fucking great goal that is. Lovely header and cross. Need to finish the half strong

Fingers crossed Semenyo is off since he’s rinsing our right hand side atm. If we can score, they’ll tire and we’ll win

Another simple pass over hit by Gordon. Bit of a repeat of Wednesday up to now