Ayatollah Hermione

He's decent enough but I wouldn't call him quality. Now, Cacapa looks quality.

What a hound. Especially that nose. Right turn-off.

I've got Pattison, Ramage, Huntington, a quarter of the badge and Carr. How shit. It's the equivalent of buying footy stickers as a kid and getting all Coventry players.

I've had 3 so far. I never thought I'd enjoy a chocolate bar so much. Can't believe they're making me pay 48p for them though. Still, it's worth it.

At least it's Kid Rock and not Limp Bizkit that he likes.

So clueless. Easy to say now that Owen's goal won us the match. But whose cross was it? Martins's. tbh I also couldn't see Martins muffing those clear chances that Owen did. Owen doesn't play for this club. He makes cameo appearances. I have to put my trust in workhorse Martins. If any of my workhorses were like Martins, I'd put them down tbh. Anyone that would rather start Martins over Owen needs their head examined.

I thought he was a winger? I've seen nothing of him like but I always thought he played out on the left.

Nowt until the last week of August.

He had an Arrested Development DVD so he's the instant winner.

sum1 ??????? Ahh you mean SOMEONE. I fucking hate text speak. typing by mongs tbh omfg1!!1 total LOLZ!!11one11!!! i htZ thT 2 stfu n00b

I'd take Collocini just for his hair. We've been lacking a crazy 'do since Pattison shaved all his wool off.

Tuesday on E4. And I can't say you missed much.

When he does something somewhat successful in his job, I'll listen. He just sounds like a prat trying to rekindle an old argument to appease the mackems who are still "OMG SHEARER BOO"

Christ, did they shit in your bag before they did it? It's only a message board.

Newcastle. Back in the real world though, Man Utd. And they fully deserve it as well.

Big fucking 'might'.

You could say the same about football tbh. Football is real. Lies. Bramble's been acting as a footballer for years now.

Saw Andy Carroll just last night in the Metro Centre. Once saw Acuna buying Tesco Beans which must have cost about 4p. Saw Dabizas looking at wedding dresses (or something similar) in the town.

I think it's the ball; Commentators mentioned something today about the new ball when Given parried a Defoe long-ranger. I've even seen a few centre-backs give it a welly because if you strike it right, it seems to fly.

Oh, I know but I'm just saying that Chimbonda is a right klimp. It just looked like he was stroking Butt's stubble.

It was barely a slap tbh.

This tastes delicious.

OH MY FUCKING GOSH

Of all the players to fucking score.