Ayatollah Hermione

It's an acronym actually. Just saying.

Saltwell Park, you say? Might pop down then. Never seen two retards go at it before.

Thank God. That six match unbeaten run had me worried for a bit.

SMart attack?

Quite interested in this considering I don't have any real vested interest in it with England out. Portugal have got some great players coming through, haven't they? And they have Ronaldo so I'm thinking they might do well. Love it if they crashed out in the groups mind.

Going home in a Geordie ambulance indeed.

Someone will give you a craic one of these days

tbh

I can be on woodblock. They call me The Human Metronome. Nearly put a 'G' in 'Metronome' there

I reckon we'll beat them about 3-0. I reckon they know it as well, thus the hilarity.

Gentlemen, can't we all bond over in the Worst Managers thread about how shit Souness is? Might get some better craic on the go.

I'd take Bullard over Emre every day of the week. Like said, he's great for team spirit, has looked fairly lively whenever I've seen him and he's got a canny free kick on him. Emre has none of this. As far as a straight replacement goes, Bullard for Emre is a good bit of business and it's far more realistic than players like Van Der Vaart and Diego that have been thrown around on here. For the record, I do think we'll sign someone that's on the highly sought-after list. I'd lodge a cheeky bid for Zarate as well but not for the prices named. £10-15 million is mental.

Is it wrong that I can't get Bill Hicks out of my head? Just send Gazza toward him, *DING*

Again, WUM written all over you. See, I specified. I can bold it if it'll make the point sink in?

They should offer some sort of Alan Smith package. Sit on the bench for £40,000, come on at 70 minutes and do nothing of note and applaud the Gallowgate for 10 minutes after the final whistle.

Was he bleeding? Did anyone check the ground under him for a peice of paper? Just sounds like he's got a new series to me. How could you make a (terrible) joke over such a heart rending and tragic occurrence? Because I'm not a sanctimonious cuntflap. Yup, you're clearly a hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap, with no sense of humour. Hows'at then? I've been joking about this from page 1. Well trying, no courage of conviction or comedic talent it seems. Aye, room for improvement like. Not for you though, you've perfected the sanctimonious cuntflap act. Quite a lot of room. But your hypocritical sanctimonious cuntflap routine seems pretty well polished (I think you probably need to invest in a dictionary though, although that might screw up the hypocritical side a bit maybe). WUM-tastic.

I didn't say I ate it. Just that it brought it to me. Then again, if it was served with the right amount of flair (and a bit of salad), I'd wolf it down.

Jens Lekman - Night Falls Over Kortedala Perfect lazy Sunday listening.

Mine gave me breakfast in bed this morning. You want to get it trained.

Good fee and he can go. Any flim flam and it's the reserves. It's easy this management lark ya kna. Except that N'Zogbia is a sulker and his attitude isn't going to improve if he's put into the reserves, in addition to the fact that his value diminishes over time. Yup, but it might stop anyone else thinking about behaving in the same way should they decide to leave. We run the risk of losing a sizeable profit on him though. I get what you're saying and I think it's a good idea in theory but when we could make £8million or such for a player that doesn't want to be here, it's probably best to flog him while that value is still there. N'Zogbia will definately sell at this point. We should use the reserves for a plodder like Emre.

If Ronaldo was an out and out striker, he'd still have had a far stronger season.

There's players other than Ronaldo up for consideration?

Being remade

Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Probably the worst film ever made but there's something about it that makes me love it. Probably the terrible editing, acting, script and plot. Probably.

Stopped reading there tbh.