Ayatollah Hermione

The Mother Hips - Kiss the Crystal Flake

So...does standing up indicate that you may be comfortable with arse rape?

All I know is that me dad gets angry whenever Jamie Redknapp says "St James's" but he's probably just angry that Jamie Redknapp is actually allowed on the telly.

NEVER MIND THAT SHIT, HERE COMES MONGO! Classic. RIP indeed.

Resident Evil 4? Was class on the old Gamecube but not sure what it's like on the Wii.

Looks like Shields Road in the picture above tbh.

Clerks has its moments (as does the sequel) and I quite liked Dogma. Bloke can't direct for shite mind.

Hercules and Love Affair are playing? Hmmm, very tempted now like.

You could have just said he's shite, mate.

At least they had the decency to confine it to one thread. Nothing worse than an inbred outbreak across the full board.

Much like Highlander, there can be only one. Beye by a landslide. Consolation prize for Owen on his recent run but Beye's been consistently great, not to mention, a spiffy dresser.

"Gobias some coffee!"?

ELO's Greatest Hits. Evil Woman and Livin' Thing are wonderful. On a slightly less camp note, I also gave Jeff Buckley's Grace its weekly run-through. Never gets boring.

Same bellend that done that Suicide countdown blog. Still get it like.

Was there as much hype around Viana as there was Modric like? I can't remember.

It happens at the back of my house all the time. Rather than park outside of their own house, they get up right next to mine. Twats of the highest order like.

Go fuck yourself monkey Hanger. Take it back! Stelling is a legend! Him and Kamara. "It's unbelievable Jeff!!!" Never knew Tim Krul was doing commentary for Sky Sports.

Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip - Angles Top class. Off to see them next Friday too. Can't wait.

A Liverpool fan once told me that Sissoko was the greatest pure footballer he'd ever witnessed in his life. After that, I honestly can't take anything they say seriously. I eagerly look forward to your "THIS SEASON WE WIN IT" patter and I shall laugh heartily when you fuck it up again. And again. And again. At least our trips to the well in the quest for big club patter are relatively short rather than the 6 week camping trips that the Scousers have.

M83 - Saturday's Youth. Quality album.

It's important that, while Taylor is attempting to suck all of our cocks, we take care not to swallow his bollocks!

God, too easy.

This one isn't but he'd like to think it is.

I think we will. Granted, I haven't seen Spurs run-in but West Ham and Everton are probably winnable games.

Stella from the look of it.