Ayatollah Hermione

Aye, got a hold of them both. Didn't think much of her second one like. Especially compared to the debut.

My Brightest Diamond - Bring me the Workhorse Canny album and she's got a great voice. Comparisons to Jeff Buckley are a bit much mind.

Thou shalt not think that anyone over 30 that plays with kids is a paedophile; some people are just nice.

Hello, Liam.

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This. Unlike other "rebuilding" seasons, I think this one will see genuine progress in some shape or form, building on our end to last season. I think we'll bring in a few players like but I couldn't tell you who. All this talk about a quiet transfer window for us so far is born out of the fact that we had went mental this time last year and signed a tonne of players. If waiting a bit longer means avoiding a signing like Geremi then I'm all for it. I expect some more youngsters brought in and as for the finish? Anywhere from 7th to 14th is possible considering the Premier League.

Sick of hearing about Ronaldo now tbh. If they can get some of the fees that have been thrown around, they'll be laughing. He's only ever quality in the games they should be winning anyway.

At least he isn't leaving any amounts of full stops like ................ that now.

We were a long way short when we signed Duff and Luque IIRC.

If we're using film analogies, I can see that The Godfather is a masterpiece of film but it isn't my favourite movie. My 360 destroys every technical aspect of the PSX but I still prefer my old PSX because of memories, certain games etc.

Could be worse; could support the mackems.

Aye, usually bought from a shady electronics shop in Spain on holiday? Mine had a Pokemon game on, Dr. Mario, Centipede, a Popeye platformer and the like repeated until it reached 100.

Could you please inform us of your profession here? I'd read through your past posts but reading 4000 of those might see me taking a leap into the Tyne. I'd love if you were secretly a copper.

He's a super villain, man. Not sure who the Brain to his Pinky is, mind.

Did the Wispa ever stick around after its little return? Oh, and there's a white Kinder Bueno now? I'll have to pick some of them up quickly.

I wonder how Fop argues in real-life without all the fucking smilies and bolded text. Does he just shout and flail his arms about until someone looks at him?

Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?

haha, Danny Dyer-tastic.

Taylor better than Dunne Not even worth his pocket money, never mind 40K. I see nowt in him whatsoever; like said, the only time he's not looked like a total carthorse is when the rest of the team has been playing well and I'm sick of people chalking mistakes up to him being young and relatively inexperienced. 80 or so Premier League starts and he's still making basic errors? We need to get shot of him now considering we could probably get daft money for him.

Getting shot of Smith is such a high priority that it doesn't even need mentioned.

I don't know. Tells us to discredit album sales, then? Even if we're talking tours, a band like U2 have played to more people recently.

Isn't how many people a band play to more indicative of their popularity then record sales?

The Mother Hips - Kiss the Crystal Flake

So...does standing up indicate that you may be comfortable with arse rape?

All I know is that me dad gets angry whenever Jamie Redknapp says "St James's" but he's probably just angry that Jamie Redknapp is actually allowed on the telly.