Ayatollah Hermione

On the subject of The Thick of It (not sure if this has been mentioned) but it's been picked up by Mitch Hurwitz, the brains behind Arrested Development, for it to be re-made ala The Office. Only good news.

He clearly wants to fuck off.

Bremen/Ajax is a wonderstroke of luck eliminating one of the top teams. I'd say there's a fairly reasonable chance we could win, or at least progress to the semi's. Of course, we might have picked up some more wild injuries before then.

Considering Milan's abysmal scoring record at the moment, Celtic could actually go through. Then again, they could have got a new striker in by then. Man Utd. have got a marvellous draw though.

Reade Griffith's Black and White Zebras tbh. Fantastic news though. Almost can't believe it's actually happened.

I got slapped by a shop assistant today. I can't understand why! I was in a bakery in Ipswich and I said, "Oooh, I could murder a tart" Brilliant.

People were making a lot of noise about Pattison? About his afro maybe.

One more and we can field a full injured XI with subs.

EDIT: From BBC: Michael Owen Damien Duff Kieron Dyer Scott Parker Titus Bramble Emre Nolberto Solano Tim Krul Shola Ameobi Olivier Bernard Craig Moore Stephen Carr Steve Harper Charles N'Zogbia Antoine Sibierski

Baba is out according to .com so Ramage with Huntingdon in the centre and Nobby on the right (if he's back. If not, maybe we'll have to go with Carr)

Blackburn are ready to sell Lucas Neill to Liverpool after the Ewood Park fans turned on the defender, who has kept the captain's armband despite wanting to leave the club. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle, Aston Villa and Portsmouth are lining up to swoop for Charlton striker Darren Bent in January. (Daily Star) Chelsea are set to be pipped by Real Madrid in the battle to land River Plate forward Fernando Higuain. (Daily Mirror) Sheffield United will decide this week whether to make a £1m move for Egypt midfielder Ahmed Fathi in January after inviting the Ismaili star for a trial. (The Sun) Aston Villa are ready to move for Wolves keeper Matt Murray in January. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle winger Albert Luque's bid to join Villarreal has failed because of his wage demands. (The Sun) Manchester City may move for Bordeaux's Moroccan striker Marouane Chamakh for £2m. (Daily Star) Fulham want to sign PSV Eindhoven midfielder Mika Vayrynen for £3m. (Daily Mirror) Rotherham's £600,000-rated striker Will Hoskins is being targeted by Celtic and Ipswich. (Daily Star) Striker John Hartson has vowed to quit West Brom when his contract ends in 18 months so he can join hometown club Swansea. (The Sun) Sheffield United are chasing Jamaican striker Luton Shelton, who plays for Helsingborg. (Daily Mirror) Birmingham are lining up a £1.5m move for Nottingham Forest striker Nathan Tyson. (Various) Dundee United and Southampton are both prepared to offer former Hearts defender Steven Pressley a player-coach role. (Daily Record) Manchester City are considering a move for £2m-rated Bordeaux striker Marouane Chamakh. (Daily Star) Manchester United will move for £5m midfielder Antonio Rio Mavuba next summer if they fail to snare Owen Hargreaves. (Daily Star) Watford, Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace are chasing striker Damian Scannell, who plays for non-league Fisher Athletic. (Daily Mail) Former Charlton manager Alan Curbishley is in the frame to become the new boss of West Ham following the sacking of Alan Pardew. (Various) Pardew received £1m in compensation following his sacking. (Daily Express) Charlton are considering a move for Pardew because head coach Les Reed has failed to halt the club's slide in the Premiership. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle are suffering from an injury crisis, with 14 players likely to be unavailable for Wednesday's match against Chelsea. (Various) Watford, Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace are chasing striker Damian Scannell, who plays for non-league Fisher Athletic. (Daily Mail) Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann says Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard "is a specialist in insulting people" following Sunday's match between the two sides. (Daily Mirror) Postman Francis Vines has been up at 4am plotting how to beat beat Aldershot in their FA Cup replay, with the Basingstoke manager saying: "I always do tactics while I am doing deliveries. Inspiration comes as I pound the streets, while everyone else is asleep."

I forgot all about the tooth pull bit, come to think about it. Wasn't in the credits either when they showed loads of quick little ones. And the horse bit will have you gagging. Worst part of any film ever.

Islands - Return to the Sea Arctic Monkeys - WPSIATWIN Muse - Black Holes The Rapture - Pieces of the People We Love The Pipettes - We Are The Pipettes Bob Dylan - Modern Times Brazil - The Philosophy of Velocity Lupen Crook - Accidents Occur While Sleeping Dan Sartain - Join Dan Sartain Tapes N Tapes - The Loon That's just what stands out. Everything else is a mish-mash.

I'd say it's better than Borat but only marginally. And the Fire Hose Rodeo looks like huge fun.

Fandabbidozie. Cracking performance.

It's not insomnia if you're not hallucinating.

From BBC. Anyone heard of the latter? And how much would we have to hand them for Maloney? Highly-rated, isn't he?

The Beatles - Love

It's only a games console FFS, it's not like there's even any decent games on it yet. I'd kill if MGS4 was there like.

Taking notes from O'Neil from the start of the season tbh.

I know blueray is shit but that's a bit of an over reaction.

Thank fuck Given was back. Brilliant result though. However you look at it.

Bramble is starting apparantly, meaning we'll probably see Ramage back on the left.

If they're networked, does it show as three identical IP's or three different ones?

Don't forget Steven Carr.