Ayatollah Hermione

He IS a cockney mackem tbf.

As for Danny, I think he's funny. Every forum needs a Spurs fan/idiot to ridicule and they make it easy. Oh, so easy.

If Burial doesn't win, it's all for nowt. I suspect they'll probably give it to Last Shadow Puppets though, if only for Turner, despite the whole thing wearing a bit thin after a bit.

Brilliant, Torres. Absolutely brilliant. As for the question, Chelsea. They probably should have had it last year in all truth. A good start this time round and they're laughing.

Bent got 6 in 11? Well, that's me finished. Oh wait, he cost £16 million. Yeah, shrewd all round.

And I know we've made some fucking daft signings as well, before you start. Doesn't make that statement any less ludicrous considering you've been throwing money around to try and secure 4th.

Spectacular fail. "Mine coal" ffs

God, it was like reading a Youtube comment brought to life.

You mean, we're not signing Eto'o? But he's ITK and everything.

See, I'm happy that we're holding on to him. For one, the squad is painfully thin as it is and why sell a player who, while obviously limited, managed to chip in with goals last season? With Spidey coming in, it seems likely that he'll be warming the bench but he's a much more useful back-up than, say, Emre.

I'm crushed.

The Week That Was - Self-Titled. Another Field Music offshoot. Not sure if it tops School of Language yet, mind.

15 fringe players, you say? Well, fuck the rest of the window, we have some fringe players to warm our bench. Up the Premier League, indeed. I'm not sure you can put a positive spin on 13 first teamers tbh. Granted, one of them is in prison and the other is off in South America but 15? Aye, we don't need depth.

Fop might.

Come on, kids! Let's sing the Imagination song!

A millions miles away and we get called deluded Because one person's opinion is representative of our entire fanbase of course. Well, at least they have one person rather than basing their bollocks on the square root of fuck all like they usually do.

The new Mark Lanegan and Isobel Campbell album. It's quality but doesn't quite have the same "recorded at 3AM in a sleazy motel" vibe like the first one did. Still loving it a load though. Not sure it'll go on my top 10 for the year but I'm still liking it.

Where does it say that? You are there to make up the numbers. So, why weren't MASSIVE CLUB SPURS picked to "make up the numbers"? Don't lie, this boils your piss.

The team I support is the 5th biggest in the country according to this, thanks for asking.

The best band to come out of Ireland; Thin Lizzy.

Thanks for showing us the picture though.

This summer is really going to see some mental money spent isn't it? I fear we'll have to be caught up in it if we want to add the quality we'd like.

If we've signed no players? This forum implodes.

Haha. Just like this will be Liverpool's season[/skysports]