Ayatollah Hermione

Surprised Taylor isn't pointing in that photo tbh.

I remember when Luque left and we were calling that useless bastard worse than shite for sponging off us and doing fuck all in his spell. Oh, we got our revenge that day, lads.

Not if he's anything like he was last season. Plus, he'd be on stupid money. No thanks.

Can't Coloccini play all along the back? If he can, I assume he'll fill in at LB if Enrique isn't available.

Going to be a sad day when it happens. Real legend and an amazing bloke.

Surprised this isn't true like.

On the subject of strikers, I assume that this will be the season where Carroll is forced to rise up when needed. With Smith leaving (hopefully), that would leave Carroll to fill his place. You never know what a bit of youthful drive might bring. Saying that, I hope it's more than what Taylor's youthful drive brings.

Milner's future doesn't lie on the wing IMO so maybe this is to see if he can hack playing up front. I think he'll be featured in the middle of midfield at some point in the future and this might be an extension of that.

Cheers for the links, lad. And it stuttered for a bit but has calmed down now. Great to see Beye being Beye. Legend. Pity the wankers in the chat window won't go away.

Can someone be so kind to PM me, please? Now, just watch the whole thing calm down.

That should be an instruction in every manual ever. 25. System Restore 26. Pick a suitable date to restore data from 27. Put a donk on it

Nails - Mood Swing Obscure 80's Talking Heads-sound-a-likes for all. No idea where this came from but it was lingering on my hard drive. It's canny if you're into that sort of stuff.

Mate its just banter, I am not trying to be subtle in the slightest. Football fans have banter, thats half the fun, if its too much for you, go to a newcastle only site or get an admin to make this place NUFC only. I know you think NUFC is the best club in the world, I feel the same about Spurs. You dont like to hear otherwise, nor do I. Everybody thinks their club is a one off and special. Sometimes we need to be reminded that just maybe the player we love are maybe not rated by other teams fans. Thats all part of it. We can take banter but your postings aren't even banter. They're just arrogant bollocks intended to wind us up. That's the reason we think you, Torres and anyone cut from the same cloth are irritating little bellends, not because you support anyone else.

Stiva's posts are absolute shite tbh.

He is an 'international' isn't he? "Internationally" known as a pile of shite perhaps.

Keep reaching for that rainbow, Danny.

£3 million? Thank God for inflated prices. How we can command that from him baffles me.

I often wonder how Danny can see what he's typing with his head stuck so far up his own arse.

I wanted to pick Spurs but they were a bit shit in all truth.

No stotties at M&S, mate.

Because it's funnier? When does it get funny? Right around the time you make a thread condeming our "Northern-ness" probably. Do another one. Go on. Or just do one, in general.

Even if he was taking the piss, don't scare us like that, man!

That's about £1.5m more than I'd expect. Snap their hands off.

Well, I'd take offense over that but I soon realised that Danny B does his posting from the special class so I just get to laugh at the hopeless twat instead.

After last night, I can't stand to look at Smith. If I do, I start to get sick. The worst player we've had in a long while tbh.