Ayatollah Hermione

Good old Keegan. Does this mean we have to take back everything we said about Ashley if he's trying to get him to stay?

right, off for a wank.

BBC reporting Newcastle and Kevin Keegan have parted company. This might have been up for a while because it's only "BBC Understands" but still.... Apologies for any soiled kegs this might have caused.

Cheers, mate. You've been a good laugh today.

Some people know nothing about football!!!

well, at least SOMETHING will finally happen at 6pm

Just as long as you don't start a "Sack The Board" chant, you'll have done better than every other fan talked to today.

...POYET?

ugh. Pissed off with this but, what's done is done. Let the shit hit the fan. No way I'll be able to stop supporting the circus so I may as well join in with the jugglers.

Fuck off and play on FM, Attain.

Spitting piss with this. Does he have any fucking clue what is going to be the fallout of this?

Fuck me, man. I'd love to know just what's going on. Why is it anytime someone comes in that gets the fans optimistic and seems to be building well, they get removed?

BWOODY HEWW, CHEEKY CHAPPY FACKING HEWW, SHOT IN THE BWADDY ARM, APPLES AND PEARS. etc. etc. etc

...WISE?

FFS. That bloke better be on a wind-up, Gemmil.

Not sure how good his business sense is tbh.

A big yawn to all this speculation as well. I'll shit me pants when it happens. Until then, I refuse to believe he's gone, what with the media's sterling reputation for knowing the inner workings of her club recently.

Jesus wept, Attain. I've got high ceilings in my house if you want to come over and finish yourself off. You're not putting Hawthorne Heights on when you're doing it though.

Juande Ramos. Tactical genius, you know.

Still not grasped he was taking the piss, then?

Seen a lot of these players then, have you?

Be very surprised if Owen leaves like. Just a sensational bit of gossip to help sell papers tbh.

No idea what the both of you are on about. He signing? He rumoured? Who is he?

He's just bringing his bags of talent with him...