Ayatollah Hermione

We were a long way short when we signed Duff and Luque IIRC.

If we're using film analogies, I can see that The Godfather is a masterpiece of film but it isn't my favourite movie. My 360 destroys every technical aspect of the PSX but I still prefer my old PSX because of memories, certain games etc.

Could be worse; could support the mackems.

Aye, usually bought from a shady electronics shop in Spain on holiday? Mine had a Pokemon game on, Dr. Mario, Centipede, a Popeye platformer and the like repeated until it reached 100.

Could you please inform us of your profession here? I'd read through your past posts but reading 4000 of those might see me taking a leap into the Tyne. I'd love if you were secretly a copper.

He's a super villain, man. Not sure who the Brain to his Pinky is, mind.

Did the Wispa ever stick around after its little return? Oh, and there's a white Kinder Bueno now? I'll have to pick some of them up quickly.

I wonder how Fop argues in real-life without all the fucking smilies and bolded text. Does he just shout and flail his arms about until someone looks at him?

Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?

haha, Danny Dyer-tastic.

Taylor better than Dunne Not even worth his pocket money, never mind 40K. I see nowt in him whatsoever; like said, the only time he's not looked like a total carthorse is when the rest of the team has been playing well and I'm sick of people chalking mistakes up to him being young and relatively inexperienced. 80 or so Premier League starts and he's still making basic errors? We need to get shot of him now considering we could probably get daft money for him.

Getting shot of Smith is such a high priority that it doesn't even need mentioned.

I don't know. Tells us to discredit album sales, then? Even if we're talking tours, a band like U2 have played to more people recently.

Isn't how many people a band play to more indicative of their popularity then record sales?

The Mother Hips - Kiss the Crystal Flake

So...does standing up indicate that you may be comfortable with arse rape?

All I know is that me dad gets angry whenever Jamie Redknapp says "St James's" but he's probably just angry that Jamie Redknapp is actually allowed on the telly.

NEVER MIND THAT SHIT, HERE COMES MONGO! Classic. RIP indeed.

Resident Evil 4? Was class on the old Gamecube but not sure what it's like on the Wii.

Looks like Shields Road in the picture above tbh.

Clerks has its moments (as does the sequel) and I quite liked Dogma. Bloke can't direct for shite mind.

Hercules and Love Affair are playing? Hmmm, very tempted now like.

You could have just said he's shite, mate.

At least they had the decency to confine it to one thread. Nothing worse than an inbred outbreak across the full board.

Much like Highlander, there can be only one. Beye by a landslide. Consolation prize for Owen on his recent run but Beye's been consistently great, not to mention, a spiffy dresser.