Ayatollah Hermione

These are the people in charge of this football club? I'm surprised they haven't called KK a stupidhead yet. Immature wankers, the lot of them. I didn't think it was possible for everybody to hate them even more. Do they think we're going to look at that statement, think "ah, they must be right" when they said the complete opposite not 3 months ago?

Wouldn't last two pints on Shields Road.

Benni?

Bravo, Flintoff, Bravo. A rant I fully agree with but put better than I ever could.

Fucking heartbreaking the whole thing. Agreed with Craig as well. Hull game, give them everything and show them what we think of them and their pathetic little sycophantic set-up. Dennis Wise over Kevin Keegan? Absolute joke. Looks like men like Keegan and Curbishley aren't going to fit into this wonderful modern game.

Silver Jews - Tanglewood Numbers Horrible band name aside, this is top notch stuff. Liked their latest one so I'm listening to the rest of their discography. Very much liking what I hear.

Aye, he's got a point. If that was the case, we'd all be banned for rightly predicting Spurs would have a shitty first three games.

I wanted him to narrate my life at some point.

I think the only reason he's kept around is so we can pick on him.

Reasonable enough. Still a right twat though. If he gets the West Ham job, I can't see him doing much there either if they're in a similar situation to us.

I'd rather be on an opposition message board making a thousand posts but I'm not a twat.

Wasn't Shola scoring 1 in 2 under Roeder? Just throwing it out there. Nice to see Danny disregarding the statistics whenever they prove him wrong though.

Lobo...Lobo...Bring back Sheriff Lobo!

Not my point like but agree that Shola is unmitigated shite and Bent is less so.

Not sure I agree with the logic there, mate. If Owen, Martins and Viduka fucked off, I probably wouldn't be glad that Shola is still knocking about.

Does he write his ringtone, sing his ringtone? ...I'll get me coat.

*Laughs at Spurs*

Picturesque Bensham. Don't worry though, I'm not a bamp; We've got a Subway and a Toon Army barber shop now on Coatsie Road.

Will any potential offspring get free admission to the Yeshiva though? No idea. Will get a surprise with their Sunday dinner though.

He can move in with me. Sky Sports Fan Zone direct in your living room.

Over 1000 posts on an opposition message board. Oh dear.

Ever thought that Keegan was promised different to what there is now when he signed his contract, Danny? Thus the meetings?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Ashley_(businessman) More Wiki Tampering EDIT: Changed already. They're on to them.

Got your wish, mate

Good old Keegan. Does this mean we have to take back everything we said about Ashley if he's trying to get him to stay?