Ayatollah Hermione

Please fuck off!! agreed agreed I take it back then What a pair of mongs. That's you told. You can't compete with the wisdom and wit of 2bias. lol

Lack of midfielders isn't Martins' problem. It's the fact he's too thick to read the game and anticipate any passes into him. Plus, he can't use his pace well at all.

Needs to sort that hair out though. Looks like a member of a mid 90s boy band

Might want to elaborate on that a bit

I'd be happy with this if it went through like. Any reason why there wasn't a player involved in the Given deal or was that all just rumours and guesswork anyway?

That was two SHITE teams like. If the Premier League was "The best league in the world", us and the Mackems would be rock bottom.

Fred for £4.5 million? Bit optimistic, isn't it? By bit, I mean, a great frigging deal optimistic.

Bassong and Enrique can take a bow. Agree with whoever said that Martins/Owen on the pitch would have made it a walloping.

Charles N'Zogbia is really...D'oh!

Is it shite, shite! Last season was a lot more focused and I'm glad I stuck with it.

That group with the footballers is world class.

Good buy. SSN also saying that the Given deal will be done tomorrow too.

Best WUM I've ever seen.

It wasn't like

Fuck me, I hate this club. He might as well have said "Aye, we're going down, lads. Anyone fancy my job when we do?"

The Kinks - Face to Face

Whenever Kinnear says something, just expect the opposite.

The toaster's been laughing at him too.

I smell a sitcom

Doing that off your own back or are you going through a proper travelling company (or what have you)? Always been interested in doing that but never really been sure where to look. Always wanted to travel for the longest time.

Besty fucking whopped me. But in my defense, Doni had an absolute fucking nightmare. Highlight was probably when he decided the best way to deal with an easily scooped ball was to punch it off Mexes' knee and into the path of Ronaldo.

Wasn't Lovenkrands supposed to be signed last Friday after initially impressing?

Not a lot to do in Tenerife, he'll be back

This'd work a lot better if there was any evidence that Ashley cared about the club outside of his pockets. I admire it and most will agree with you like but this is being sent to a man that won't even say a word to us about the way he is running things.