Ayatollah Hermione

They're quality. Way better than 4 and a half stars like. Defence is like a rock, Totti is mint, Vucinic is a bit of a donkey but he usually ends up tapping things in, bless him. Most people have cottoned on to them now though. Except that one bloke who played me as Fulham. And nearly won.

Hardly. Me and Roma go hand in hand once I whack my custom tactic on. Totti and De Rossi will pass rings around you

360: Randy For Orton Mostly FIFA09 and Rock Band. Will gladly wallop the lot of you on Gears 2 when it's out like.

Shocking at Liverpool. Can't say I'm surprised either like.

KETSBAIA! Legend.

Also, about Milner, we did warn them. Well, we would have if any Villa fans came here.

Fucking thrilled with that. Great stuff from Martins (mostly) but I can see a run of poor performances coming with him. Agreed that Spidey needs some fitness but even so, he had a good game. I can't really complain about much tonight. Great result that I really didn't expect.

People do things for Bonfire night? I'm usually kept awake at all hours by the wankers down the road setting fireworks off until about 3 in the morning.

Shola leading the line with some other overpriced youngster, I'd imagine. Can also see Spidey leaving in time fwiw.

You. WUMMERY REVERSE

You could probably do it from the nearest fencepost tbh.

Only worth reading for the letters and Profanisaurus now tbh.

It's like the old 2D games apparently, which means it must be quality.

I reckon he'll do well enough if he can build his team but he's going to have to keep them up first and that looks like giving them a good kick up the arse and motivating them. Would be wonderful if he done a Southampton with them like.

Sunday Supplement take on Barton/Rooney badge kissing: Rooney: Provoked and we'll let him off because, well, he's Rooney, bless. Barton: LUNATIC. NO PROVOCATION AT ALL...probably. He's a mix of Skeletor and Hitler.

Sickner of a game really. Spidey from the start would have seen us with a much better chance, Owen would have obviously been the massive help. Fuck it, no needs for ifs and buts, reality is they've beat us. Time to fucking wallop them at home.

How shocking!!! I must say that a fantasic effort! now lie down and rest that brain cell... theres a good lad. ow, the irony.

Fucking hell, thought he'd died there, man.

No, you say 'Keane', we say 'wanks his dog'

Colwyn Beye Class.

Except it wasn't a penalty. So you can.

Yeah, but someone worth 6mill isn't a risk. Also basically 30% of people have him so it isn't really a risk as many have adopted the approach. 30%????? Damn, that's almost 38%. I'll never win the £5000 now. May as well throw myself off a bridge. Oh, and lol at Spurs. They always do us proud in the end.

OK, you've convinced me.

Zaki's goal was quality. He's fast becoming the perfect risk in my fantasy team.