Ayatollah Hermione

This. A point isn't good enough, we need a win.

I'd like to back up KD by mentioning that the only reason I take drugs is to fill the hole in my hollow life.

Was playing this for so long last night that when Spurs won the UEFA Cup, I actually thought "Well, we'll be seeing Danny for a while after this" and it took me 5 minutes to realise. I then shut it off and got some much needed sleep.

Major motion picture ffs. While it's certainly tragic what is happening, it all needs to fuck off for a while. At least it was pushed off the front page of the red tops for a day. By Ashley Cole drinking and driving. This fucking country.

Was being sarcastic like but aye, it wasn't offensively shite or owt.

No mention of Goal? You people sicken me.

More proof that Danny is, in fact, NOT a WUM.

Doesn't that = 5 pts?? And, what's more, staying up ?????? Wooohooooooooooooo Fuck me, can't even add up anymore.

Stiva who is your Elastoplast poster girl? That would be the lovely Emilie de Ravin of Lost Fame. There's only one or two scenes where she's a brunette but oh, lordy.

Ah, the great footballing oracle, Stan Collymore. An article wrote by someone with no remote clue about the club.

Yes but how can a door be a jar?

Yeah, man. Motown isn't cool or anything.

Someone said to me last night that Solano was nothing more than a good crosser. Nearly glassed the thick bastard.

Had us down in 18th. Only team I can see us beating is Boro with a draw at Spurs and Pompy getting us 4 more wonderful points. Can see everyone else either hammering us (top 4) or us fucking up at home to give away games.

Aye because sacking managers on a whim has worked out brilliantly for Chelsea with all those trophies they're pipping Man United to.

The Decemberists' new 'un. All gone a bit 70s rock opera/dad rock really. Still some decent tracks on it but they still haven't topped Castaways and Cutouts for me.

Mate of mine went to see it having not read the books and his response was something like "A bunch of explosions wrapped around the most confusing shit ever" I'll still go and see it though.

Playing that song for six years!

I think it's a bit different in the sense that he can't tear away from living this fantasy lifestyle; in wrestling land, he's essentially God and has been playing Randy The Ram so long that he can't adjust to being plain old Randy in a convenience store. I think it's less wanting to be his old self and more trying to cope with the fact that real life isn't as insular, blinkered and self-involved as the wrestling industry.

So, what's the craic with N-O anyway? What's the reason behind them viewing Ashley and Co as half-way decent at running this football club? Or are they Ashley Agent Provocateurs? Just thick kids who don't know any better?

Elle Milano - Acres of Dead Space Cadets Quality shouty, fast music. Play it loud.

wtf is that avatar of yours That's a lady, Leazes. you don't say. It looks like a chinese one with big tits, quite rare. Who is it Burt Kwok.

Seems to me he's saying they don't expect to be here come the end of the season after next. I don't even want to think how badly we could be by 2011 under this regime. Probably down two leagues and still talking about challenging for everything in 5 years, following the Swansea model.

Not even going to get into an 'argument' tbh. He just reads things how he wants to, that much has been clear for months now. The only person who doesn't then get earthshatteringly bored by it all is Fop and that's because of his Asperger's. Self-diagnosed, I'd imagine.

Putting pool balls in my socks as we speak