Ayatollah Hermione

BWOODY HEWW, CHEEKY CHAPPY FACKING HEWW, SHOT IN THE BWADDY ARM, APPLES AND PEARS. etc. etc. etc

...WISE?

FFS. That bloke better be on a wind-up, Gemmil.

Not sure how good his business sense is tbh.

A big yawn to all this speculation as well. I'll shit me pants when it happens. Until then, I refuse to believe he's gone, what with the media's sterling reputation for knowing the inner workings of her club recently.

Jesus wept, Attain. I've got high ceilings in my house if you want to come over and finish yourself off. You're not putting Hawthorne Heights on when you're doing it though.

Juande Ramos. Tactical genius, you know.

Still not grasped he was taking the piss, then?

Seen a lot of these players then, have you?

Be very surprised if Owen leaves like. Just a sensational bit of gossip to help sell papers tbh.

No idea what the both of you are on about. He signing? He rumoured? Who is he?

He's just bringing his bags of talent with him...

He might be versatile but he doesn't appear to be much use in any of those positions.

Want to try and flog Shola to them tbh.

Blondie - Parallel Lines I love them. So much.

Aye, my fingers are crossed for one of Smith and Ameobi to piss off. If we could get half of what we paid for Smith, it'd be a miracle.

Danny B on an opposition team forum on deadline day. Oh dear, indeed.

There might be an option to sign him in a years time tbf. Like that rumoured Tiago deal that went nowhere.

Henry? Something along the lines of; Arse. Fenwick's Window.

From the BBC Live commentary thing: "The big winner on Sunday must surely be SWP - what a return to Man City colours. The big loser? Could yet turn out to be Roy Keane's dog. He might be involved in a very long walk this evening. " Typo perhaps?

Haha, how apt.

£12 million of the Queen's English pounds? Didn't realise we had Dick Turpin conducting our transfers.

Maybe they meant 6pm in the player's timezone? He might still be right!!!!!!!

What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like You want to see his current bird, if thats what you can call her, she's a fucking hound. Nah, I meant the reasons behind it / the excuse. They're just easier to pull. Allegedly. Not fucking uphill