Ayatollah Hermione

This. If anyone asks, we're requesting some porn, mate.

It's more of a Rest of the country - Tottenham animosity tbh.

Looking through Youtube for a video of his finest moments, I found I have no words but

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Put the helicopter up front. At least it's better in the air than Shola.

Just saw a very young Bodie in The Sopranos. He's robbing trucks in the second episode.

Hit it with a shoe. I bopped the side of mine with a slipper when it red ringed, got an extra month out of it.

Some of them have made an event called "NUFC Relegation Party" on Facebook. I think some of them couldn't tell you their own position but could easily tell you ours.

And really, how much "quality" does this side have? Owen for sure. Gutierrez is a canny player, Martins shows a bit of class every 5 games or so. Beye and Bassong are great defenders but the latter is still raw potential at this point. The rest of the team is a mish-mash of not good enough, over the hill and plain not ready.

Can't wait for Danny to see this. He'll be updating his denial thread with one hand.

Can't say I'm looking forward to it like. I can see us being a total shambles everywhere and getting beat tbh with you. Scared of a trip to Hull ffs. Is this what it's come to?

I'm surprised Fop and Danny aren't best friends. They could sit in the same room, look for an argument with each other and then bore the tits off everyone else.

Is that true? He's well into his bikes, and apparently hasnt got an interest in football any more. Just goes around watching bike racing. Sounds good to me. Fair play to him. Wouldn't blame him for disliking the direction football has went in either.

Bassong for sure. Always composed and got all the right attributes to be top class eventually.

What would you have focused on? I think he just meant that the rest of your points were absolutely valid about the team and the quality but Fop chose to ignore the facts and just pick up on any little inconsistency he could. Sign of a beaten man.

What if that had anything to do with what is actually being discussed here? Surely if you're using where Ferguson didn't go as a manager to criticise him, I can do the same with Robson?

This baby could have been a terrorist in training. Only right we get him down on record.

But, what if there was a parallell universe where Robson had went to, say, Leeds. At Leeds, he was a total failure and never managed again. Therefore, he is a dreadful manager. If you're going to use what if's to cling on to an argument that everyone has ripped to bits, you should be able to look at the other side of the coin for Robson. Surely you can see how ridiculous your argument deriding a manager that has won upwards of 20 major trophies because he didn't do it at a poor club is? Actually...

Are they sorting some of the balancing issues with the multiplayer? I've stuck with GOW1 simply because GOW2's adjustments pretty much ruined the vast majority of it. The smoke grenades became incredibly cheap, everyone was chainsawing because the shotgun was useless. This was at release so the thing better be improved and I might give it another bash.

Batman Begins and Dark Knight are the only ones I've really enjoyed like. Thought Iron Man was canny enough as an intro movie too. Superman 2 as well. That's about it though considering most of them are generic summer blockbusters at the end of the day.

This. A point isn't good enough, we need a win.

I'd like to back up KD by mentioning that the only reason I take drugs is to fill the hole in my hollow life.

Was playing this for so long last night that when Spurs won the UEFA Cup, I actually thought "Well, we'll be seeing Danny for a while after this" and it took me 5 minutes to realise. I then shut it off and got some much needed sleep.

Major motion picture ffs. While it's certainly tragic what is happening, it all needs to fuck off for a while. At least it was pushed off the front page of the red tops for a day. By Ashley Cole drinking and driving. This fucking country.