Ayatollah Hermione

Wasn't Shola scoring 1 in 2 under Roeder? Just throwing it out there. Nice to see Danny disregarding the statistics whenever they prove him wrong though.

Lobo...Lobo...Bring back Sheriff Lobo!

Not my point like but agree that Shola is unmitigated shite and Bent is less so.

Not sure I agree with the logic there, mate. If Owen, Martins and Viduka fucked off, I probably wouldn't be glad that Shola is still knocking about.

Does he write his ringtone, sing his ringtone? ...I'll get me coat.

*Laughs at Spurs*

Picturesque Bensham. Don't worry though, I'm not a bamp; We've got a Subway and a Toon Army barber shop now on Coatsie Road.

Will any potential offspring get free admission to the Yeshiva though? No idea. Will get a surprise with their Sunday dinner though.

He can move in with me. Sky Sports Fan Zone direct in your living room.

Over 1000 posts on an opposition message board. Oh dear.

Ever thought that Keegan was promised different to what there is now when he signed his contract, Danny? Thus the meetings?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Ashley_(businessman) More Wiki Tampering EDIT: Changed already. They're on to them.

Got your wish, mate

Good old Keegan. Does this mean we have to take back everything we said about Ashley if he's trying to get him to stay?

right, off for a wank.

BBC reporting Newcastle and Kevin Keegan have parted company. This might have been up for a while because it's only "BBC Understands" but still.... Apologies for any soiled kegs this might have caused.

Cheers, mate. You've been a good laugh today.

Some people know nothing about football!!!

well, at least SOMETHING will finally happen at 6pm

Just as long as you don't start a "Sack The Board" chant, you'll have done better than every other fan talked to today.

...POYET?

ugh. Pissed off with this but, what's done is done. Let the shit hit the fan. No way I'll be able to stop supporting the circus so I may as well join in with the jugglers.

Fuck off and play on FM, Attain.

Spitting piss with this. Does he have any fucking clue what is going to be the fallout of this?

Fuck me, man. I'd love to know just what's going on. Why is it anytime someone comes in that gets the fans optimistic and seems to be building well, they get removed?