Ayatollah Hermione

I reckon he'll do well enough if he can build his team but he's going to have to keep them up first and that looks like giving them a good kick up the arse and motivating them. Would be wonderful if he done a Southampton with them like.

Sunday Supplement take on Barton/Rooney badge kissing: Rooney: Provoked and we'll let him off because, well, he's Rooney, bless. Barton: LUNATIC. NO PROVOCATION AT ALL...probably. He's a mix of Skeletor and Hitler.

Sickner of a game really. Spidey from the start would have seen us with a much better chance, Owen would have obviously been the massive help. Fuck it, no needs for ifs and buts, reality is they've beat us. Time to fucking wallop them at home.

How shocking!!! I must say that a fantasic effort! now lie down and rest that brain cell... theres a good lad. ow, the irony.

Fucking hell, thought he'd died there, man.

No, you say 'Keane', we say 'wanks his dog'

Colwyn Beye Class.

Except it wasn't a penalty. So you can.

Yeah, but someone worth 6mill isn't a risk. Also basically 30% of people have him so it isn't really a risk as many have adopted the approach. 30%????? Damn, that's almost 38%. I'll never win the £5000 now. May as well throw myself off a bridge. Oh, and lol at Spurs. They always do us proud in the end.

OK, you've convinced me.

Zaki's goal was quality. He's fast becoming the perfect risk in my fantasy team.

Mad Men season 1. Largely because of comments on here about it so if I think it's shit, I'll have the £25 back from you lot.

Not a patch on GTA like but a whole different demon all together, especially compared to GTAIV. GTA with the volume turned well up really. Fun as owt though. Especially online co-op.

Ryan Adams' new 'un. Consistently good, as always.

Danny B

I don't boo. I do go out and racially abuse some of our players that had the misfortune to not be born as part of our master race though.

I've probably played you, Triggy. I'm fucking quality at it.

Danny B

Danny B

With a load of season ticket problems. Try harder etc etc.

Remember when we thought away trips to Man United and Arsenal in the first month of the season was a good thing? At the minute, I'm scared to travel to Stoke the way we're playing. The only saving grace here is that the implosion has happened early on this time around. Still the whole season for someone to turn things around.

Charles Chaplin is the moniker he goes under when he's in films that honestly question and explore the profound human issues; hopes, fears, dissapointments, dreams, belief; issues that everyone of our epoch fundamentally shares.

Not even inconsistent, just plain shite iyam. He's never looked like anything approaching 'good'. That's before mentioning his lap of honour, applauding the fans, brown-nosing antics.

I'd take Terry Fucking Pratchett at this point tbh.