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Ayatollah Hermione

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  1. What's the deal with the "R@cist" and "N@zi" stuff anyway?
  2. Alex has a foot like a traction engine. Great minds think alike; when it went in, me and my mate both went "TWAT!"
  3. The only thing that bothers me is how slow the rest of the game seems to run with regards to menus and loading times. Not noticed what you've said but then again, my best player is 68 overall so everything is shit to me.
  4. If you pick Man United and do nothing but give the ball to Ronaldo and run, I AM GOING TO FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. Also, double slaps on Gears back in the day used to wind me up no end but then again, this was the odd moment when I was wasn't wrecking the other team's shit so badly. Rock Band 2 players that don't have any DLC should just avoid playing online. I don't want to play Coheed and Cambria for the 11th time, I want to play The Who or Thin Lizzy. And the only DLC most people have is Journey or Metallica, which most people can't even pass anyway. I really need to find more people to play on that game.
  5. The bollocks on Danny, man. Deriding our attitude while being solely a wind-up merchant. Claiming righteous indignation when all he does is sit and insult our club in the most asinine way possible. And the funniest thing about it is that he ends up getting more wound up than us. We're used to the shit-talking from other clubs, used to it from the media, used to it from bellends like Torres and it's just water off a duck's back nowadays. Spurs fans on the other side, are secretly seething over Arsenal's success so they end up like Sunderland; demanding to be seen as equals to their bigger brothers while acting much too juvenile to actually be taken as such and whenever anyone calls them out on it, they get on the defensive and trot out attendances and doubles and all other "My Dad Is Bigger Than Yours" bollocks when they secretly know that they're nothing. I'd imagine Arsenal fans yawn when they see a Spurs fan begging for their attention, like that hyperactive cousin that won't shut the fuck up when talking complete and utter shit. The safest thing to do with Danny would be to ban him. Nothing says "Go away, you indignant little shit" like completely shutting him off from a fanbase that he's obviously so desparate to be a part of. Part of him would probably love the constant attention we get (albeit for ridiculous reasons) and it probably eats up the attention-seeking part of him that his club barely warrants more than a pitying "Maybe they will do well this season" from Andy Gray.
  6. Picked your spot at the right time here, Attain.
  7. Subtle as a shotgun blast, Danny, lad.
  8. So, your idea of success is replacing good strikers with average ones to compensate for a poor midfield? Nutcase. my idea of success is SELLING good strikers, using the money to buy GOOD midfielders that can dribble, keep possession, and pass, and use average strikers because when your midfield is creating 10 chances a game, chances are 1 or 2 of them will go in. not very hard to understand. or you could have world class strikers with nobody to supply them and just hope and pray they get 1 lucky chance and they put away, which is what you're doing. So, then you'd be left with a midfield to create chances but nobody to put them away? THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. Either you live in some sort of fantasy land where you assume that more chances will always = more goals, despite the strikers getting these chances or you assume that poor strikers have their striking game improved by simply having a decent midfield behind them. This is either incredible, post-modern footballing analysis or you're off your fucking head.
  9. So, your idea of success is replacing good strikers with average ones to compensate for a poor midfield? Nutcase.
  10. Didn't someone mention that Shola looked good in the training while Martins generally looked lazy and useless? Maybe that's influenced things.
  11. We're going to fuck them. I'm feeling confident. It could be the fact I'm probably still pissed but bollocks. 3-0 us
  12. Did they literally tear it up? Because I have a vision of Allardyce bringing Vogel in, sitting him down, tearing his contract up in his face and kicking him out
  13. Roisin Murphy - Overpowered Wife from Moloko's second solo album. Better than owt Goldfrapp have done IMO. Brilliant electro-disco production
  14. Dude, you know they're working on an AD movie, right? Supposed to be out in 2010 from what I've read. God, Arrested Development is like the funniest show I've ever seen on TV. Seinfeld had it's moments for sure, but Christ, I used to fall out of chairs watching Arrested Development. That story arc they did with Charlize Theron was classic. Oh, and Bob Loblaw. Still makes me smile just typing it. Reno 911 is good too. Did you see the movie? You, sir, are quite the mouthful!
  15. I was partial to his dialogue in the second paragraph. It's like how I'd imagine Fop to speak.
  16. I'm pretty sure you could say "hello" to Fop and he'd argue some facet of it. What a legend.
  17. I think both this and Horne and Corden are pretty shite fwiw.
  18. Fop'll be found shooting up a school one day, I'm sure of it.
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