Ayatollah Hermione

Just got back. Shit. Had a decent spell in the second half which was destroyed with Bassong's sending off. Also, I understand Guthrie isn't a winger but when you're on the wing, use the fucking space down there. The useless bastards sitting feeling sorry for themselves after the final whistle anarl. The cheek of them. Taylor started up his brown-nosing routine as well, thankfully not in front of me or else he'd have got the remains of my pie lobbed off him.

Shitting myself but nevertheless, got the Rage Against The Machine on, geared up and off to start the drinking early. If I was playing in this mood, I'd either score a hat trick or get sent off within 7 seconds.

Very interested in picking this up to help with a barren summer. Looks only to be Fight Night and Ghostbusters on the horizon.

As much as I hate to say it, Cisse for the Mackems was a canny signing. Without his goals at the start of the season, they'd be knackered. Could say the same for Geovanni.

I'd keep him tbh. Can't imagine him being on much in terms of wages and he adds a bit of pace in the midfield. Decent sub IMO.

If she's in the crazy world of porn now, she'll be shooting heroin behind some bins next.

There is an extra bass drum beat in Know you enemy but I know what you mean, it's literally exactly the same without that extra drum beat, I wonder if that's what it's for? To be honest though a lot of drum introductions probably clash. Pretty much. There's loads of songs that use the intro from "Be My Baby", for example.

Sloop John will look back in 15 years and realise what a twat he was. I can't remember the last time I listened to music with such self-consciousness. Also, fwiw, I enjoyed a fair few of the albums on Sloop's list and had them recommended to me by the "Ironic Hipster" crowd but I enjoyed them on musical merit rather than some deep-seated desire to shun the mainstream or whatever it is he hopes to achieve by filling his record collection with acceptable records. Bollocks to any scene, just rock out. Honestly, looking at John's list, is there any album you'd put on just to listen to and hopelessly sing along? They all seem like intensive listens with the possible exceptions of Wilco and Annie. Some of my favourite stuff is Blondie because I can put it on and hopelessly sing like a twat to it. Well, and they're pretty much perfect pop tracks but it's mostly the first thing.

Loving the background. Nothing shows a football top off better than a summer's day. Bolton that is. Also, that Wigan player has his arse back to front.

Of course, someone merely defending Spurs would have no reason to go to the length of drawing some weird list to hand to his Mummy or whatever.

I agree. What a fucking munter.

"Oi Alex: Danny B's Last Stand"

Messenger, mate, I'll tell you since nobody else will; you're shit at whatever it is you're attempting to do. I'd leave before you make a bigger tit of yourself.

Looking forward to this. Reckon the atmosphere is going to be similar to Monday, we're going to go out flying and win again. Unless we get caught on the counter time and again which means we'll be fucked.

Taste the happy, Michael!

I'd agree with that. He's a canny player and would be going for fairly cheap in the summer. We could (and probably will) do a lot worse than trying to take him, especially if we keep Viduka/Martins, they'll probably spend some time on the injury table and a Shola-led frontline doesn't fill me with confidence. This is assuming Owen leaves.

One time, this kid next to me came out for the second half with a bottle of water and a Mars Bar.

Seems a canny bloke all in all but needs to sort his fucking hair out. Still, they lost a lot of key players and he replaced them poorly so you can't really feel too sympathetic (and the fact he's managing Boro has something to do with that like). I think Boro as a whole have been approaching relegation steadily (much like ourselves) for a few seasons now though.

I'm bricking both our game and theirs. I don't think Hull have enough about them to win if Bolton play well but really, what do Bolton have to play for? Hopefully, Kevin Davies can pop up with a couple to sink them but it'll be tight.

Words do not describe the hangover I have but I'll gladly live with it today. After all the hate I've given Taylor and Martins this season, I couldn't care less. They could double team my mother and I'd just throw a blanket over them. What a night.

Spinal Tap - 11/10 (har har) How more black can it be? The answer is none. None more black.

The amount of times he's been done for pace is depressing. Seeing Gerrard gallop away from him as he hopelessly trailed behind was so symbolic of our season.

Crippling himself

2-0 Viduka 40, Taylor 78 Though in real world terms; 0-0 Owen to hit the post and Taylor to scramble one of their chances off the line.

This. While wrapped up in a blissfully optimistic haze, I secretly know it'll be a dull 0-0 and we'll be condemned. I plan on getting very pissed, regardless of the score with me being off tomorrow.