Ayatollah Hermione

If I was him, I'd be hitting the hills right about now. Can hardly blame the bloke for leaving and I hope he recovers.

Those "You are not" pics get me every time. I want the Dog with shoes on a poster.

Vince McMahon can never die. Unless Stone Cold gets to him again.

Quite liked the "NUSC loves NUFC" one discussed in the meeting. In the style of the I Love NY ones.

It's Baggio! Get his money, Pud

Oh aye, I'm grateful for it, mind. Interesting stuff, cheers.

I heard that pissed up bloke say something about bacon.

Is "The Media" Number One? If not, it fucking should be.

Can't believe people still think they're winging it like, considering they've had to deny it for the past 3 seasons and it's quite obviously building to a conclusion.

Tell you what, I'd snap someone's bastard hand off if they offered us 13th at this point. The League is so poor that it could easily happen with two wins on the trot. Not that I expect that to happen.

So quick to forget your instant-win suggestion of more passing, GB?

I can live without getting Johnson as long as WE GET A FUCKING STRIKER. If we go to the end of this season with Shola in his comfort zone, we're fucked.

Jimbo's Telly will sort it.

Please fuck off!! agreed agreed I take it back then What a pair of mongs. That's you told. You can't compete with the wisdom and wit of 2bias. lol

Lack of midfielders isn't Martins' problem. It's the fact he's too thick to read the game and anticipate any passes into him. Plus, he can't use his pace well at all.

Needs to sort that hair out though. Looks like a member of a mid 90s boy band

Might want to elaborate on that a bit

I'd be happy with this if it went through like. Any reason why there wasn't a player involved in the Given deal or was that all just rumours and guesswork anyway?

That was two SHITE teams like. If the Premier League was "The best league in the world", us and the Mackems would be rock bottom.

Fred for £4.5 million? Bit optimistic, isn't it? By bit, I mean, a great frigging deal optimistic.

Bassong and Enrique can take a bow. Agree with whoever said that Martins/Owen on the pitch would have made it a walloping.

Charles N'Zogbia is really...D'oh!

Is it shite, shite! Last season was a lot more focused and I'm glad I stuck with it.

That group with the footballers is world class.