Ayatollah Hermione

Besty, I'll give you a game tonight. Was playing in a cup throughout all of this morning/afternoon. No worries though considering I won

I don't mean to brag but it'll tickle your ribs.

I remember people saying the same when he went to Blackburn.

£3 million would be a canny deal but 6 is taking the piss a bit.

I'd like to see them try tbh. I'm anti-virused and firewalled like nobody before. It'd be like the final war scene in The Two Towers, except with them not even getting past the first string of archers.

Gobshite. Baffling subsitutions and tactics sometimes. Aside from that, nowt really.

Needed to win this one. Last thing we need is more games.

Fagan is such a fucking knobhead.

Like Happy, I went and pillaged Woolies. Got the Peep Show scripts for £4.79 and then got a ton of CDs; Fiest's 'Let it die', a Creedence Clearwater Revival best of, Billie Holiday best of and two Marvin Gaye albums.

Finally coming around to getting through Season 5 and it's been amazing. Probably the best TV show I've ever seen. Omar is obviously cool as fuck but the best character is obviously Clay Davis. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT I did like the little kid that shouted "YO, TICKLE MY NUTS" at Prez though.

A true maverick.

When Attain is older and he's seen us get our arses tickled a few more times, he'll be more likely to laugh at the sheer fucking circus we are. Also, you can swear on the internet, your mum won't read it.

Went in Zavvi today. it's still shite with fuck all in and barely any choice.

In a better team with better movement and more intelligent play, I think he'd flourish. I still don't think he's a special player by any means but better players would bring more out of him IMO.

Was great at home last season and shit away. Now seems to have become shit at both, outside of the odd performance. Having said that, he's been on the list of players we needed to replace since last season anyway and the need for a real quality central midfielder has been so glaring for so long now, I don't know how it hasn't been focused on.

Barely top 8 tbh. You seem to be seriously underestimating how average/poor our side is.

Really needed something today to avoid slipping even further when the Scousers give a pasting on Sunday. Not that we deserved anything. Wigan away is our new Southampton away.

Mate of mine through Uni broke his nose once when they were at school. Best thing I'd heard in months when he told me.

Aye, pretty much Sorry for any inconvenience.

You want to head down Woolies, man. It's going fucking mental down there; they're even selling the office furniture. Nearly got meself a safe and those ropes/poles they use for queues. Would have set me back about £400 but it was hard to pass up. Got a Motown compilation for 50p as well so you can't really complain.

Ah, you want to head further down the road, mate. The previous owners of Superpie have opened another shop and it's lush. The old Superpie special with the mince that flies all over the shop when you bite into it. None of this Greggs rubbish.

Can't say I believe that for a second like. And if he is, it's ridiculous to think that Joe Kinnear got full backing while Kevin Keegan didn't.

Is casual racism the NUSCs official standing now? Because I'm not sure I can devote myself fully to the old racism lark.

We've heard "Keegan Era" this and other assorted bullshit for so long on here that it's no surprise your post was read as a subtle pop tbh.

Quality