Ayatollah Hermione

like?

I'd like my strikers to actually make runs rather than stand on the halfway line like lemons. Oh, and moving toward the ball when it's loose.

Llambias is such a fucking arsehole btw. Sub-human scum and an idiot to boot

Typical NUFC. A period where one could expect a chance of sensible rebuilding and restructuring leads to this ham-fisted fiasco and possibly reverting back to Kinnear.

I know what will help the club rebuild quickly and prepare for a hectic summer, putting it up for sale! Plunged his arseholeness to new depths.

Those are some cool tattoos.

Not even francs. Quarters with pictures of bumblebees on them. Five bees for a dollar, we'd say!

Too true. I fully expect we'll sell him for about 4 million.

He must not have had a camera handy obviously.

Seriously. I've been on many forums in my time but there's only 2 forums I've been on where the posters have an idea what they're on about. This is one of them. Seriously, not every football fan can be taken in by Talksport wummery, can they? Also, can't wait for Stevie to get his teeth into that lot.

John Gregory for the Toon! Someone draw up a dossier

Too fucking right. I'll not miss him for a second tbh. And I'd be saying that if we'd stayed up.

You're the target audience tbf though. Ice burn

From Berkshire, eh? Douggy in action.

School holidays again?

Mental money for Jones. He's a canny enough player (though overated in some circles IMO) but 20 million could buy you far stronger from the continent.

Of course he shoulders some of the blame. A totally ignorant attitude to signing players with regards to getting some depth in. If he had a fucking brain in his head, he'd have signed some defensive cover.

This. We should be pretty busy what with having that small matter of getting a whole new first team in and that.

If we could recoup half of what we paid for Coloccini, I'd be a happy camper.

So, is this the transfer window where we get linked to every cast-off from the Premiership, every youngster from The Championship, every decent player in the SPL and a few unknown foreigners?

What a bloke. Need to reject any offers if this is the case. Make the bloke captain and get him some young mistresses.

Just to clear something up, he is due to attend the Supporters' Panel meeting on June 8. The Supporters Panel is set up by the club. NUSC have been making official representation at these meetings since January when about 12 NUSC Committee Members gatecrashed one (he wasn't present at that one), and since then 4-5 NUSC committee members have been present at each one. But just to make absolutely clear, this is something that NUFC organises, not NUSC. Ah, I see. Cheers for that.

It's not going to be easy as this though, is it? Isn't the club still wracked with debt? Who will the manager be? Who will these mystery replacements be? Also, no chance of Bassong staying IMO. He's too good to drop with us.

btw, I made this thread because if I didn't laugh, I'd cry.