Ayatollah Hermione

Rooney looking his usual self. Downside of this is the ITV wankfest.

Quality video. Some of those goals for Blackburn are ridiculous. Shocking choice of song, mind

The majority of them have got to be pisstakes. Funny all the same like.

Obviously didn't get enough bites when you mentioned it in the thread as well?

There'd be hell on.

I think mine ripped Have to get the scarves out though.

Jobs for the boys but what boys they are.

Has 2J got a Shearer video up yet? Might speed things up a bit for you. Saying that, I could probably get off to his Everton goal on repeat.

This fucking club, man.

omfg, overwhelming sense of optimism washing over me for no real reason

They just point out bits of backstory that people have forgotten, I think. They ought to be pointing out the time travel aspect of it though; it's not even difficult to follow but some people just can't seem to grasp that whatever happened, happened. They aren't changing the future or anything like that. They can't change the future. Exactly. The amount of people who don't realise this despite having it hammered into our heads in the first 5 episodes astounds me.

They just point out bits of backstory that people have forgotten, I think. They ought to be pointing out the time travel aspect of it though; it's not even difficult to follow but some people just can't seem to grasp that whatever happened, happened. They aren't changing the future or anything like that.

Got my weekend ticket. From those announced, I'll probably give Eagles of Death Metal a watch and then stay on the main stage from Maximo Park onwards on the Friday. I like the Arctics, hate me. Plus, their new stuff is pretty heavy. I'll watch from Vampire Weekend onwards on the Saturday and Radiohead should be suitably epic and I'll try and catch The Gaslight Anthem. Sunday doesn't do much for me so I'll either be recovering from heavy drinking in a tent somewhere or seeing the other stages. Holding out for some heavier stuff on the other stages though. I expected nothing but bland indie stuff on the NME Stage but the Dance and unknowns stage should hopefully have some good stuff. Holding out hope for Silversun Pickups since their albums are outstanding. A pipe dream to hope for Wolf Parade but holding out some hope.

You sure do know the way to a man's heart.

You know, the idea of getting us relegated so he can flog all our better players, recoup most of what has been spent and pay off the debt is rather genius in its own stupid way. I mean, for us, it's horrible and we'll probably not see the Premier League for a good 5 years but he'll be laughing.

that winds me up like. "Slide" We hadn't won in 6 before the West Brom game when he took ill....and we've won one in six since. The recent six were a lot tougher games too. Take out a ninetieth minute winner against Spurs and Kinnear could claim just one win in the last 13 games he was in charge FFS. Don't bother rushing you fat bastard. But, we should be grateful for what Kinnear has done! He's steadied the ship!

Hopefully this will stop people harking about starting him in central midfield of all places.

Agree with that. Not that any manager worth his salt would want to work for us but the system in place would prevent it from happening anyway. They'd probably see the "scouting team", realise that they're buying all the players and leg it. I'd imagine we could get a foreign manager in that could work in the system but how desireable would we be in the Championship? It's a depressing cycle.

Probably the only one who took it seriously.

My 360 would break when I go to buy it

Who knew bereaving mothers could have such pitch-perfect gallows humour?

Only thing that made me laugh was the Woolworths stuff. And the Joy Division thing was quite funny in its absurdity. Vast majority of it done nowt to convince me that he's actually funny.

So, why's this glakey twat sticking the boot in now?

Bollocks to this, does he have a crepe shop or not?

Unless he comes with boots that turn him into Christ, no.