Ayatollah Hermione

It sort of looks like Silent Hill. And not the good Silent Hill's either, the current, shitty Silent Hill's. They should be working on Max Payne 3

OK

Inbetweeners is total shit iyam

this kid could do with an insulin injection straight under the armpit tbh

sorry jimbo

NEWCASTLE UNITED RUMOUR GENERATOR: [RELATION] was told by [MID 90'S NEWCASTLE PLAYER] that [TRANSFER TARGET/MANAGER/TAKEOVER] would take place [TOMORROW/END OF WEEK]

First "trip" I had was a spiked drink. My friend's face seemed to be leaping off his skull and I couldn't stand up. It has somewhat soured my appetite for more tbh with you.

Same. Nowt I haven't read about already. And I find it hard to believe that the game is so good in one of its earliest builds.

Bethesda love their finale set-pieces where you simply fight alongside a walking statue of arse-kickery. Was Martin/Fuck off Dragon thing in Oblivion and Optimus Prime or whatever he was called in Fallout. Fallout vanilla ending might be the most retarded thing ever though. Hey, there's a super mutant immune to radiation but we'll not send him in, nor even consider it.

I'd have sex with her, if you catch my drift.

Fiery Furnaces - Gallowsbird's Bark Class and is on my list for Top 20 of the decade now. In 18th but whatever, it's there.

After seeing HF's post about the Office Sale, I had a look and got these bad boys; £20 bargain

Judging from this alleged brochure, I think he's finally lost his mind tbh

'Moaners rather than Owners' Bravo, you fucking retard.

We're favourites for something!

Would you be intrested in a Bambi video aswell? Tried selling it on eBay for £40, no-one bidded must have been a little deer. You take me for some kind of Dumbo?

Fuck the telly, I'll take the porn

We'll play Boro away first[/Parky]

I'm sure you do, Xisco, lad.

Aye, I've discussed this before with ScottishMag, Johnny (and others no doubt). Central midfield is and has been for some time a massive problem for us and that is why we've failed to control matches. How often last season did we play well in little spells without being able to maintain it for anything like 90 minutes? Even against very ordinary sides, let alone quality ones. Villa at home? I can't remember them threatening much. Could make a case for Boro at home as well though they had their moments. Still depressing like.

Love the bloke behind checking his arse out

Sky Sports are actually creating the fixtures themselves now to create the perfect run-ins.

Just looking at the name shows that it's a wind-up. Could have put "Fizzy Pop" in it somewhere to cement it.

Superman would have caught it and flicked it back. Pussy