Ayatollah Hermione

Will be music to Ashley's ears.

How's he managed that? He's deed

3. Graeme Souness 2. Joe Kinnear 1. Chris Hughton

Martins has been full of shite since he got here. Mock injuries, not training, stories about getting shot at petrol stations etc.

It's probably steroid-related.

We'd go for the likes of you first in Hacker's Union

I remember saving up for ages to get a Mitre Delta and being disapointed when I realised it was the 32 panel (hexagon and pentagon) design rather than the classic 18 panel design that they actually used in the matches. Thing is in those days there wasn't a contract for the entire league - it's whatever the indivdual clubs have a deal with. The adidas clubs in the mid 80s (Liverpool, Man Utd & Arsenal) all used Adidas Tangos, most of the other teams used Mitre Deltas except a few, including us that used Minerva Supremes. Could only find the 'snow' ball for the Minerva and couldn't find any pics of the classic Mitre Delta apart from a pic of Gary Kelly at Wembley back in 1988. I remember the Tango one, I think it was part of my Subbuteo set. Minerva defo rings a bell. I think we used to call the leather ones "Size 5's" as well. We used to call them "Casers" or however that would be spelled. Nee blastees with the casers but hit it as hard as possible with the penny floaters.

Tell her about crop circles, Parky lad. If she's still with you after that, then you might as well shag her anyway since she's obviously mental.

Can imagine that being one of Hughton's ideas tbh.

Bullshit, a ghost is a much more likely scenario.

Guess you could call it...LIDDLE-MAN SYNDROME ho ho ho

Can we add "Within the Week" to any Cliche Bingo cards that could be made?

Pretty sure he's a bloke that just enjoys dicking other people around.

How much are you looking to get for DMC 3? I enjoy my games rock hard.

He oozes charisma like.

JOE! Fuck off! This doesn't concern you anymore!

71? He wants to stay away.

Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix In between helpings of Marina and the Diamonds.

Bang her. Report back.

Lamebook

"I'm glad to have signed for...this team. Do I get an England call-up now?"

Pete Molinari

Signed for Man United according to The Sun. EDIT: Should probably CNP the article.