Ayatollah Hermione

I play Gears anyway. Getting up close is usually way more tense and enjoyable when the shotgun is involved.

Jonas :lol Have a fucking word, mate. Can't disagree with the other lot like.

fuck me!

What a fucking spacka

He's just gutted that we've been humble in defeat to Spurs tbh. So desperate for any sort of bite that he's making threads about out predicament to get a rise.

The sniper is a gun for peeping tom pedophiles. Man up and get up close.

He's fucking woeful like, can't seem to do anything... Same goes with Butt and Nolan, I was actually pleased to see Smith come on. I thought Smith was alright when he came on as well tbf. I can't recall a time he lost possession from a mislaid pass and generally kept things moving. I mean, he was still nowt special but in the context of slotting into a god-awful midfield, I thought he did a canny job.

If I have to watch Ryan Taylor for five more minutes of my football watching life, I'll kill somebody. I'm sure he's just taking the piss.

As long as he's got a hole in his arse, he'll never be a good player. Also, that performance today was by one of the worst three teams in the league. Fully deserve the drop tbh

Thought the defending been quite good, to be honest. Please tell me you're joking? We've been an absolute shambles! I think he sees the odd clearing header and thinks we're doing alright, despite the total lack of organisation and communication.

I'm sure Ryan Taylor is on the wind-up. Worse than Smith.

Moyles looks fuck all like Father Jack IYAM

Flabbergasted. What are we doing?

What's the deal with the "R@cist" and "N@zi" stuff anyway?

Where do I apply?

Alex has a foot like a traction engine. Great minds think alike; when it went in, me and my mate both went "TWAT!"

The only thing that bothers me is how slow the rest of the game seems to run with regards to menus and loading times. Not noticed what you've said but then again, my best player is 68 overall so everything is shit to me.

If you pick Man United and do nothing but give the ball to Ronaldo and run, I AM GOING TO FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. Also, double slaps on Gears back in the day used to wind me up no end but then again, this was the odd moment when I was wasn't wrecking the other team's shit so badly. Rock Band 2 players that don't have any DLC should just avoid playing online. I don't want to play Coheed and Cambria for the 11th time, I want to play The Who or Thin Lizzy. And the only DLC most people have is Journey or Metallica, which most people can't even pass anyway. I really need to find more people to play on that game.

srsly?

The bollocks on Danny, man. Deriding our attitude while being solely a wind-up merchant. Claiming righteous indignation when all he does is sit and insult our club in the most asinine way possible. And the funniest thing about it is that he ends up getting more wound up than us. We're used to the shit-talking from other clubs, used to it from the media, used to it from bellends like Torres and it's just water off a duck's back nowadays. Spurs fans on the other side, are secretly seething over Arsenal's success so they end up like Sunderland; demanding to be seen as equals to their bigger brothers while acting much too juvenile to actually be taken as such and whenever anyone calls them out on it, they get on the defensive and trot out attendances and doubles and all other "My Dad Is Bigger Than Yours" bollocks when they secretly know that they're nothing. I'd imagine Arsenal fans yawn when they see a Spurs fan begging for their attention, like that hyperactive cousin that won't shut the fuck up when talking complete and utter shit. The safest thing to do with Danny would be to ban him. Nothing says "Go away, you indignant little shit" like completely shutting him off from a fanbase that he's obviously so desparate to be a part of. Part of him would probably love the constant attention we get (albeit for ridiculous reasons) and it probably eats up the attention-seeking part of him that his club barely warrants more than a pitying "Maybe they will do well this season" from Andy Gray.

Picked your spot at the right time here, Attain.

Subtle as a shotgun blast, Danny, lad.

So, your idea of success is replacing good strikers with average ones to compensate for a poor midfield? Nutcase. my idea of success is SELLING good strikers, using the money to buy GOOD midfielders that can dribble, keep possession, and pass, and use average strikers because when your midfield is creating 10 chances a game, chances are 1 or 2 of them will go in. not very hard to understand. or you could have world class strikers with nobody to supply them and just hope and pray they get 1 lucky chance and they put away, which is what you're doing. So, then you'd be left with a midfield to create chances but nobody to put them away? THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. Either you live in some sort of fantasy land where you assume that more chances will always = more goals, despite the strikers getting these chances or you assume that poor strikers have their striking game improved by simply having a decent midfield behind them. This is either incredible, post-modern footballing analysis or you're off your fucking head.

So, your idea of success is replacing good strikers with average ones to compensate for a poor midfield? Nutcase.

Football, a game won without decent strikers