Ayatollah Hermione

Didn't even know it was coming out yet. Under a rock springs to mind.

"Doomed" eh?

BANTER Seriously, use your imagination, mate. If you can stop frothing at the mouth long enough.

They won't even talk to us about their sacking of managers with a straight face so I can't imagine a podcast coming. It'd probably be like that scene in The Simpsons where Lisa gets the postcard from her pen pal but it's been edited to a piece of propaganda. "All hail the benevolent general Ashley. Yours sincerely, Lee Ryder"

I wouldn't take the high ground here, mate. Considering you've come on to an opposition message board, gloated about being a shinier bit of shit than us at present (using fucking retarded (there's that word again) arguments) and are apparently shocked when the likes of Alex and Chez are handing you your knackers and knocking down your strawmen. And this has actually turned to attendances again. Fuck me.

I think if you begin limiting these kind of lists to the most influential albums, you limit the bands that aren't necessarily reinventing the genre but just writing very good songs.

AKA I am a WUM with no real substance, have realised that these people won't bite and are ripping apart my retardness with ease so time to backpedal.

Honestly, man. You can be 35 points ahead of us in the league and still play total anti-football considering well-rehearsed set-piece routines seem to work in the shitheap that is the lower Premier League. However, it doesn't make it a total bore to watch. If you can't see that, then, yes, you're retarded.

What an odd overreaction.

RoversStayinUp What a 1000th post btw I'll let him off since he seems canny enough

Happy to admit we've had some thugs playing football for us, but we don't tend to play thuggish football. I see a difference. Every time I watch a Blackburn game it's like watching a game of football through a time warp. They still think clattering into someone is fine and dandy, the little niggly fouls on the half way line, the cheating and diving. It's like the Leeds of old... without the class, obviously. I'd agree with that tbf and was just being facetious really. No doubt this bloke thinks I'm agreeing with him though. And I love this: It's like he's trying to argue but he's retarded.

We had a convict in our squad last night. As much as I'd love to argue that our players don't have thuggish tendencies, the history says different.

The revisionist history being done now that Allardyce has done a decent job at Blackburn is infuriating. Anyone that actually watched us under him will be able to tell you how out of his depth he looked, how stupid his tactics were and that his sacking was entirely justified. We looked just as bad then as we do now and his failure was never due to a lack of time, just a lack of bottle on his part.

Dylan's new album is good stuff. First track sounds like The Wire theme. Actually, his voice is becoming very Tom Waitsish now which is good stuff in my book.

Indoors with a shotgun as we speak. I'd like to see it try and infect me.

Speed? Or Hamman?

Ah, The Pipettes. I loved that album when it first came out like. Haven't all the original members left the band now?

Nolan's an early frontrunner like which is about all the running he does, the fucking carthorse. Xisco has been a total waste and it's not like he seems to be brimming with the potential to break out. You could probably put our three strikers in here as one. Owen, still a good player, but totally useless in a team that can't string any passes forward, Martins is constantly injured and when he does play, his impact is minimal at best and Viduka seems to not give two shits about actually playing football. Still a canny hold-up player but he's just painfully slow. It'd probably be easier to name our three best signings. If possible through process of elimination

Speaking of crosses, I thought Guthrie put a few decent ones in last night. There was some shit as well but he's certainly more consistent than Ryan Taylor.

I heard that we'd agreed a fee but it fell through after they sacked him. Can't remember where I heard this like.

Butt's performance was decent in the context of Nicky Butt in 2009. That being, he wasn't quite as horrific as usual. But really, the man is totally finished at the top level and was woeful tonight. No belief, no passion and relegation is just a fitting end to the circus we've been for too long now. It's like watching retards throw ice cubes at the sun.

At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command Sigur Ros - ( ) The Microphones - The Glow Pt.2 Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Your Skinny Fists Madvillain - Madvillainy Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf The New Pornographers - Mass Romantic The Stars of the Lid - Their Refinement of the Decline Some more that are essential. Also, The Moon & Antarctica is the best Modest Mouse album tbh. They've not made a bad album in my eyes though. Great band.

Coldplay obviously. As long as we adhere to strict criteria. Seriously, I can't even remember what was released last year nevermind 8 years ago. Happy Face saying Wolf Parade reminded me to put them on any list. De-Loused in the Comatorium too. After that, no idea.

I don't know why I get blissfully optmistic about this club. I know we're going to putter to a 0-0 draw or a 1-0 defeat but I can't help but get excited anyway. Waiting for the inevitable letdown.

Absolutely the worst pay-off to any of your attempts yet.