Ayatollah Hermione

Holy balls, this is mint.

I'll give it a bash. Get a party going with Lloyd ten minutes before it starts. We're in one now. Just jump in through Lloyd.

Class, you playing as well? Considering it's in beta, I'm going to try and break the shit out of it.

It's like a retard describing being retarded.

Conclusive proof then

Just waiting for Craig to do some net investigation tbh. He'll find out the craic like he did with wor Danny. EDIT: ah, Wiki edits. How are you, Danny?

The Dodos' new 'un. It's very impressive. now, Ballad of a Thin Man by Bob Dylan. My favourite of his, by far.

Obviously not as it's a text based football forum, not a oral conversation.

Amazing. Never let this man leave, he's a genius.

Forgot about this, sorry. And nah, you're alright. Got myself a couple of Wii games to play through in the next few weeks so that should fill some time until festivals.

got my wellies for Leeds.

"You've got your hair in your avocado!"

Third largest army in the world and they already have our airports.

Is that fresh from the oven?

But a win and a draw is more points than a win and a loss. And two draws is better off than one loss and no win. Or something to that effect.

*Creative Swearing Here*

Just out-shit her on her birthday. Get her something really useless. Maybe an NUFC season ticket.

As an aside, if 2012 hits and all of this does kick-off, I'll still not admit the theorists were right.

Even more reason to bring him in!

I tend to bring mine out straight from their kick-off. They're never expecting it.

I love how she put "your daughter (me)" Like her idiot mother had to be reminded of which one her daughter is.

That sound you hear is the furious masturbating of every newspaper editor on the planet.

I've seen more sincere emotion in the NUFC Boardroom

Not hacking them down. Just bring your keeper out since I'm sure they're programmed to be inch-perfect tacklers.

Well...at least they're not Crocs.