Ayatollah Hermione

Lothar Matthaus: One Sour Kraut.

1 angry fan with a placard.

This is the worst.

i would lure him into a trap with a Greggs Pasty, if thats good enough? You could lure him in with a Superpie pasty, the cheap twat.

Will piss the championship next season ©accadacca Way to piss away any potential opitmism boost we got by whopping Darlo. too fucking right, I can. Why would our youth be under any sort of pressure in a pre-season friendly? The same youth that have played all our friendlies thus far as well.

Nice to see they're addressing some major problems. I hope 5v5 online is on an indoor pitch

Have you seen some of the shit in Topman these days? If that's stylish, our away kit is.

Good point tightly argued The way I see it, a number of bids have been placed and Mike has given them access to the books, those parties have done the appropriate reading and have decided they don't like what they see (thanks to both Fat Fred and Fat Mike) and have either walked away or confirmed their bid but at a vastly reduced price and the fat one is holding out for more money I think this is definately the case now. I can't believe how unrealistic he's being about the whole thing, especially in this climate. I'd have never guessed someone that flogs cheap sports tat could be such a greedy twat.

Boro have a decent skeleton of a side IMO. Huth, Johnson, Digard, Hoyte, Aliadiere, Arca, Emnes and Wheater should mean they're a canny team. If they can keep a hold of them.

Too true. When they had to come through, they showed no fight at all. They were staring down the barrel of a shotgun and willfully got shot in the face. I forsee no fight when they're getting kicked about by Frankie Fuckwit of Derby on a Wednesday night.

They'll have probably signed the entire Barcelona strikeforce by then.

Is the question 'what would you get from shagging Soccermom?'

My favourite scene in the whole show is Stringer and Avon, just after Avon's been shot at. Come to think of it, that season is probably my favourite because of the Barksdale conclusion.

QFT. I don't think you can accurately work out owt to do with the finances because we haven't got access to the books. For all we know, Jonas could be on 25k and free school dinners.

People that use the word 'epic' to describe things that aren't so.

It's the correct pronouciation of AC/DC isn't it? I find it hard to pronounce the lightning bolt though.

acccadacca. Is your name a quote from Popeye?

World Champ in the 90s [/nerd moment]

Bret Hart was surely 90s?

They could just throw Garth Crooks on; he fills up two seats by himself.

That's dead on point.