Ayatollah Hermione

Subtle as a shotgun blast, Danny, lad.

So, your idea of success is replacing good strikers with average ones to compensate for a poor midfield? Nutcase. my idea of success is SELLING good strikers, using the money to buy GOOD midfielders that can dribble, keep possession, and pass, and use average strikers because when your midfield is creating 10 chances a game, chances are 1 or 2 of them will go in. not very hard to understand. or you could have world class strikers with nobody to supply them and just hope and pray they get 1 lucky chance and they put away, which is what you're doing. So, then you'd be left with a midfield to create chances but nobody to put them away? THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. Either you live in some sort of fantasy land where you assume that more chances will always = more goals, despite the strikers getting these chances or you assume that poor strikers have their striking game improved by simply having a decent midfield behind them. This is either incredible, post-modern footballing analysis or you're off your fucking head.

So, your idea of success is replacing good strikers with average ones to compensate for a poor midfield? Nutcase.

Football, a game won without decent strikers

Needs more Coloccini obviously

Didn't someone mention that Shola looked good in the training while Martins generally looked lazy and useless? Maybe that's influenced things.

We're going to fuck them. I'm feeling confident. It could be the fact I'm probably still pissed but bollocks. 3-0 us

because hes got little legs?

Did they literally tear it up? Because I have a vision of Allardyce bringing Vogel in, sitting him down, tearing his contract up in his face and kicking him out

Roisin Murphy - Overpowered Wife from Moloko's second solo album. Better than owt Goldfrapp have done IMO. Brilliant electro-disco production

Dude, you know they're working on an AD movie, right? Supposed to be out in 2010 from what I've read. God, Arrested Development is like the funniest show I've ever seen on TV. Seinfeld had it's moments for sure, but Christ, I used to fall out of chairs watching Arrested Development. That story arc they did with Charlize Theron was classic. Oh, and Bob Loblaw. Still makes me smile just typing it. Reno 911 is good too. Did you see the movie? You, sir, are quite the mouthful!

I was partial to his dialogue in the second paragraph. It's like how I'd imagine Fop to speak.

I'm pretty sure you could say "hello" to Fop and he'd argue some facet of it. What a legend.

I think both this and Horne and Corden are pretty shite fwiw.

Danny so obsessed he's wumming the local paper.

Fop'll be found shooting up a school one day, I'm sure of it.

Is that what they're selling? Michael Owen Rescue Service?

I don't understand what it's selling

When they're pulling this bloke out of a ditch?

July, I think. Looks to be total class.

I remember you making up bolloks. Looks like it is still a trait of yours. Except he does have a bit of strength about him. I mean, he doesn't use it very well but it's there.

That would make more sense, its going to be emptier that when we played you in the Carling Cup post so edgy I could shave with it

There's no way I'd have risked a bunch of 17-18 year olds in a relegation scrap either.

So, your replacements for a winger (that has been perfectly fine) are a centre half or a striker? That isn't trying to save the club, that's an FM tactic gone horribly wrong.

It only took them about a minute into extra time to score anyway. Ah ok, cheers. I was only repeating what I saw on the BBC text update fingy anyway. It was definately a bit iffy, mind. It just didn't factor into the goal is all.