Ayatollah Hermione

'Moaners rather than Owners' Bravo, you fucking retard.

We're favourites for something!

Would you be intrested in a Bambi video aswell? Tried selling it on eBay for £40, no-one bidded must have been a little deer. You take me for some kind of Dumbo?

Fuck the telly, I'll take the porn

We'll play Boro away first[/Parky]

I'm sure you do, Xisco, lad.

Aye, I've discussed this before with ScottishMag, Johnny (and others no doubt). Central midfield is and has been for some time a massive problem for us and that is why we've failed to control matches. How often last season did we play well in little spells without being able to maintain it for anything like 90 minutes? Even against very ordinary sides, let alone quality ones. Villa at home? I can't remember them threatening much. Could make a case for Boro at home as well though they had their moments. Still depressing like.

Love the bloke behind checking his arse out

Sky Sports are actually creating the fixtures themselves now to create the perfect run-ins.

Just looking at the name shows that it's a wind-up. Could have put "Fizzy Pop" in it somewhere to cement it.

Superman would have caught it and flicked it back. Pussy

Who give this man a show? As bad as Michael McIntyre is, this bloke is ten times worse. The whole thing is totally bland as well; crap jokes about the news, crap guests, The Pet Shop Boys. I assumed it was ITV but it's Channel 4. Makes you wish for Peep Show back tbh

on BBC3 too?

I'm not sure appointing a manager with a track record of signing past-it players on huge wages is such a good idea.

"Charismatic"

We were never in with a chance in 96 like.

Probably a stitch-up

Finding it hard to get worked up over this if there's any legs in it. It'll probably all end in tears.

56 million ffs.

About that, shouldn't they be gone from the club now? Heard nothing about contracts being signed and I'd have assumed they'd have run out by now. I was expecting Owen to be unveiled somewhere by now tbh. We're still paying them until 30th June. Ah right, that makes more sense.

About that, shouldn't they be gone from the club now? Heard nothing about contracts being signed and I'd have assumed they'd have run out by now. I was expecting Owen to be unveiled somewhere by now tbh.

I honestly agree despite how ludicrous this sounds. No man that once had a billion pounds to his name could be so fucking stupid. I refuse to believe it.

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