Ayatollah Hermione

Wykikitoon, what do you think of Jermaine Beckford?

I'm surprised he can still get up to do those overhead kicks.

Well, I want Penelope Cruz to come round and give me blowjobs and steak but it's just not realistic, Chris.

Being a dirty student, I love it. It means I can be zany and start building snowmen.

"A close pal" This is supposed to be a newspaper! "Pal" ffs.

Aye. That or "Why have you thrown me down a pit, you fucking arsehole?'

Be warned; playing this with 4 players is a sure-fire way to lose friends.

Not nearly rusty enough for my liking

Well, that sounded fucking exhilarating.

He'd be one of the first names I'd target, which means we'll go through next season with Ryan Taylor at RB again. I don't see owt wrong with keeping Simpson on as a back-up. There's no way Ashley will finance the whole new team that we need so we may as well grasp some squad depth while we can.

Bring back Luque, I say.

one time, me and the laaaaaaaaads smashed da fuck out of a pub

Awful. First half was decent but jesus, that second half was depressing. We desparately need something more in midfield.

Bit harsh considering he's done a canny job.

Howay man, do you think anyone in this thread has read anything on the background regarding the subject? why change the habits of a lifetime??? :icon_lol: Well it is a bit late for that at your age I suppose. Ouch

My first thought as well. The rest of the country acts like we haven't had the piss ripped out of us by those in charge for most of the last decade. Also, I still thought Butt was incredibly poor when actually in possession. Fair play to him for trying something a bit different compared to the rest of our midfield's play but he's just not good enough to split defences with pitch perfect passing.

I can only assume we spent all of our day off eating Roses since the movement was even more non-existant than usual.

It's only been a year since they released their debut. They've hardly disappeared anywhere if they're writing stuff.

My mate lives in Sunderland and there's a brothel down the road from him. Bruce blatantly been dipping his wick in there.

Good job I bought that halogen heater then.

I keep forgetting that cunt's still with us. What's he on, £60k a week? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, what mug was it that signed him, Souness ? Big Sam. I had a dream the other night that Geremi came on, got played down the left by Enrique and crossed a picture perfect ball for a Shola header. I assume it was a premonition.

If we were to go through the 3rd round wishing for a lower Prem team to play, it's probably sod's law that we'd get the mackems.

I wouldn't play him ahead of Taylor or Coloccini at this point but CB is a position where we hardly have depth and Wheater has looked capable in the past. I doubt Ashley would cough up the cash to get him anyway like.

I grown to like old clamphead. I mean, if we went up, I wouldn't touch him with a shitty stick and we're well stocked in the area that we could probably do without him until May but he's been far from a disaster IMO.