Ayatollah Hermione

Spinal Tap - 11/10 (har har) How more black can it be? The answer is none. None more black.

The amount of times he's been done for pace is depressing. Seeing Gerrard gallop away from him as he hopelessly trailed behind was so symbolic of our season.

Crippling himself

2-0 Viduka 40, Taylor 78 Though in real world terms; 0-0 Owen to hit the post and Taylor to scramble one of their chances off the line.

This. While wrapped up in a blissfully optimistic haze, I secretly know it'll be a dull 0-0 and we'll be condemned. I plan on getting very pissed, regardless of the score with me being off tomorrow.

Feeling optimistic about this now. 2-0 win to us. Viduka to haunt them and Harper in the 92nd minute. Stevie said somewhere else if we don't beat them, we deserve to go down twice to League One and I agree with him. This is the two worst teams in the league tonight and if we fail to win, then we should just be put out of our misery.

Have you farted?

You've always been known for your nice skin, s/r I think 90's porn involves women with tight perms being shagged by men in strangely bright coloured suits with a soundtrack of Colour Me Badd and Michael Bolton. Imagine a swingers party at Barry Venison's house and you're probably halfway there. Steve Howey guest of honour

Downloaded them recently and they're fucking hilarious. Songs are even better than last time, one-liners are funnier, Murray is a genius creation.

perpetual

Impossible Mission. I'm sure a certain version of that game (might have been the US one) had a glitched last level so it actually was impossible to finish.

Didn't Beckham score a couple of free-kicks when he first signed as well? You'd think that might sway things.

So... I post therefore i'm an attention seeker??? We post therefore we are. Deep, man.

Looks naff as owt if you ask me.

Love 'Giant' by them. Class song.

White Rabbits - Fort Nightly Their vastly superior debut. Consistently brilliant. I think there's 3 drummers or something

So, was Fop ever normal?

Indeed. In another universe, there's now a version of me who isn't wasting away on here and is probably hanging out the back of Miss World too. And another one where she's hanging out the back of me.

http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/4182821 Exploiting weak links with Martins is practically cheating. http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/5420427 Right foot, left foot, bang http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/2685414 I really wish I got a better view of this http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/978865 Foot like a Traction Engine!

Back 5 minutes and laced already.

Normally, this thread should be gerld but with that Rihanna post, I recommend it be preserved and showcased to future generations.

Just think that there could be an alternate universe where we're the best team on the planet

Speak for yourself

You got the radioclit mixtape? African bastardisation of Western culture. Good album....and free to boot. Aye, I love it. Their take on Vampire Weekend is top notch. As for listening now. Harry Nilsson's Aerial Ballet. On one hand, it's near perfect pop music but on the other hand, it influenced Macca to write Maxwell's Silver Hammer so I'm undecided on it really.

Group Bombino - Guitars from Agadez Vol.2 Went through a period of listening to a ton of African music and slowly starting to get back into it with this. Side A is Jekyll, with light acoustic tracks while Side B is the Hyde with distorted, electronic songs. Good, good stuff.