Ayatollah Hermione

Nowt wrong with that at all and I agree with it entirely. The Jackson 5 had something about them but for me the rest of his stuff is near unlistenable. Jackson fans (I mean the hardcore ones) have always struck me as being very strange. I would predict a few mental health issues and a blip in the suicide rate after this. Btw, some class jokes in this thread, ironically one of the funniest threads in a while. One of the most interesting threads generally for a good while. Guess who/what's missing and who/what will come along to ruin it in the morning? Fop is MJ. RIP Fop

Who is starting these rumours? One going around that Uwe Boll has died now

They say that the medicine he took for his skin is what killed him.

Wikipedia user changes "Michael Jackson rapes kids" to "raped kids" in honor of fallen pop star.

I shouldn't laugh but god EDIT: Not a Photoshop

Real shame and a piece of musical history just died today. RIP, you crazy bastard

Surgeons currently looking at the man in the MRI

You people are horrible. I'm sure he'll beat it. (RIP if true. I love Thriller)

I'm starting to get into that mode now. I hate to be overly cynical and Parkyish but there's a whiff of piss-taking and conspiracy about the whole thing. I expect Hughton to lead us out against West Brom with our second string playing. I remember a time not so long ago when I used to be positive. I think we all used to be. Somewhere, that kid who used to post the optimistic team threads is slowly having his innocence raped.

Old skool.

I'm starting to get into that mode now. I hate to be overly cynical and Parkyish but there's a whiff of piss-taking and conspiracy about the whole thing. I expect Hughton to lead us out against West Brom with our second string playing.

As much as the story is probably bollocks, I'm expecting them both to leave. Taylor will probably have resigned to leaving now that they've managed to extend the takeover even longer.

You might have to explain the stupidity in that.

Christ, it's a football kit, not a sex offender. We get it, it's awful, move on. I mean, the media, not the photoshops etc.

I live in Kenya

Anyone else finding it too hot to actually sleep? I've got a window open but that does nowt when there's no wind. The tried and tested warm milk has down nowt either. Bring back the mild, I say.

OK, there is no way our current one is as bad as the Charlton one above. it looks like the NES version of Mario zoomed up close.

Let's hope they're levelled with a 15 point deduction.

Who messed with the 0/10 option?

Pretty much every Newcastle forum is laughing at this kit.

Vince McMahon is immortal.

They can fuck off. And Habib would never do such a thing.

MvB hath spoken. And we shall never take Owen's words seriously again.

Agreed.... can someone go one further and show what it'd look like if the lighter stripes were done away with? (i.e. all darker yellow) Would look like the one we wore against Partizan. Can't find a picture of it to save my life though.

Have a good 'un.