Ayatollah Hermione

71? He wants to stay away.

Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix In between helpings of Marina and the Diamonds.

Bang her. Report back.

Lamebook

"I'm glad to have signed for...this team. Do I get an England call-up now?"

Pete Molinari

Signed for Man United according to The Sun. EDIT: Should probably CNP the article.

Sounds like one of J Walter Weatherman's lessons. "And that's why you don't yell"

Djimi Traore as replacement for Edgar!

Ever knocked someone down near the ropes? This bloke was struggling to his feet and on 8, looked to be getting up, fell through the ropes, bounced his head off them and crumpled back down. Best KO ever.

Where'd you get that from, mate? Looking to put my Wii in HD but it seems like you've got a canny deal. Same could be said for the battery pack. Wii Fit Battery pack - £4.55 from ebay seller (uk) edigitalelectronicsuk6. However, I think I have a duff one. Waiting to hear back from the seller about next step. HD cable - $5.09 from Hong Kong seller bobowaytoway. I think it was about £3 or so. Ordered it a little over a week ago. Not got mine yet but my brothers arrived today and we ordered at the same time. Nice one; got myself an HD cable from him. Will check eBay more often. Cheers for the tip.

Shame to see him go since I think a season at this level might have brought him along nicely. Not surprised at all though that we wouldn't even pay him what he was after. I can't imagine he was after a lot.

I have no words for this, just a prolonged sigh of despair.

Where'd you get that from, mate? Looking to put my Wii in HD but it seems like you've got a canny deal. Same could be said for the battery pack.

18, eh? I'm in with a shot here, lads.

Can't see Vela dropping down on loan like.

WE DIVVINT WANT ANY TOON IN WELL SEE YE SOON ENOUGH THE HEED ARMY ARE GROWING AND ARE ALREADY TOP FIRM IN THE NE WATCH OUT FOR US CALLING IT ON IN THE TOON AS YE WOULDNT DARE CROSS THE TYNE BRIDGE TO COME TO US

Can I join the Heed Army? I'll supply my own prejudices.

Someone challenged me; they're 88 overall and I'm 71. I got countered, hit with a straight, hit the mat, couldn't get back up. Bull. Shit. This is one of the clunkiest, broken pieces of wank released this year which is a shame because online is really fun when you're not playing block spammers or people that think it's Street Fighter. The training might be the worst though; 6 months in between fights and 2 training sessions? Right you are, Fight Night. Good job in totally gimping everyone that plays Legacy Mode.

gaslight anthem are class mate. Too rights. Got into them last year and not looked back. Shall be rushing to see them at Leeds.

Too rights. You could see Zane Lowe thinking "Steady on, pet. It's only Blur"

Gaslight Anthem look like they're ready to break out. Got the live performance and quality albums. Just a case of writing that one song that translates into the mainstream.